I'm gonna be amazingly cool and use an idea from a 'gossip girl' like book I read the other day, The Clique.
*Note- Don't watch the movie- it's crap.
This'll be a regular segement for my blog every week, (yes I have segments.) which I'm sure will prove to be an exciting breath of fresh air every Tuesday!!
IN
1. Christina Aguilera- I know she's 'mainstream' and 'overly pop' but shes an amazing woman, you harsh critics. Yeah, I used to think she was another Britney Spears along with the rest of society, but her songs are filled with amazing emotion ('I am beautiful,' anyone?) and her new album just came out! (rush out to buy it guys, its great!) Plus, she had an abusive father, so your kind of expected to love her, or you look like a jerk.- 2. Marshmallows- Especially when they are toasted by the fire- I'd forgotten how ridiculously perfect that tastes. However, when toasting them by the bonfire, I'd advise on using a massive stick, to make sure you dont accidently burn off your face, as I almost did.
- 3. Power Ballads- Okay. I'll admit it. I love power ballads. Any power ballad. Even those weird opera ones in Italian and Miley Cyrus's powerful numbers, (specially the climb.) Any song where it is appopriate to wave a candle in the air or jump up and down screaming a variation of 'YES, YAY LIFE!,' 'GO WOMEN,' or 'LETS ABOLISH ABUSIVE FATHERS,' give me goosebumps and causes my throat to close up in passion.
- 4. Modern Family- Need I explain? This show is fucking awesome
OUTS
- 1. Maggie- For those who don't know, this is my dog. And recently, every time I've cried out her name and tried to grab her by the torso to give her a good old fashioned hug and a half, she's hastily ran away or snarled aggresively. Thinking of trying counselling?
- 2. Germany- Hey, Nazi lovers, ever heard of the mercy rule? Way to crush our soccer dreams, guys. And I had to get up at 4.30 in the morning to watch it. Not cool.
- 3. Pythagoras- Okay, so I know your intelligent and a mathematical genius and all, but could you possibly have kept your theorum to yourself? I have a maths exam and your weird little theories make my head want to explode.
- 4. AAMI- Thanks to this crazy little company, I've had your stupid rendition of 'what about me' stuck in my head for about 60 hours straight. Your ads make me want to cry.
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