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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Don't date people you suspect will make awkward break up statuses on facebook

Did you hear about that guy that tried to fuck his dog?
Maybe life would be easier if that wasn't illegal and frowned upon.

Lol jks that would be weird and awkward.

Posted by Caitlin Cassidy at 4:24 AM

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Let us embrace, and from this moment vow an eternity of misery together

Caitlin Cassidy: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia; Never love a wild thing, Mr Bell

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"I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching." -Dwight Shrute

Creed: "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the sixties, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. Would be no way of knowing."

I dont accessorise, I'm howard moon! Theres a simple truth to me.

I mean, look at you, feather cut, the pointy features. Put you in the '50s, you'd be imprisoned for being a witch. They'd lock you in a trunk! - Howard Moon

Vince Noir: Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard... Howard?
Howard Moon: This better be good.
Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs?
Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.

Michael Scott: I tried, I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I’m dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy then the murder comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them.

Creed:	So hey. I wanna, set you up with my daughter.
Jim Halpert:	Oh I'm engaged to Pam.
Creed:	I thought you were gay.
Jim Halpert:	Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter.
Creed:	I don't know.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Don't date people you suspect will make awkward break up statuses on facebook

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