I miss the future.
its in and out tuesday :O
IN:
jonathan safran foer- because i am in love with him. in a totally awkward, sexual way.
crunchie ice creams: because without them, my life would be devoid of happiness. is it a crunchie? is it an icecream? i spend many a pleasant hour pondering that question
tai chi- because i'm planning to start it at a random house with a really cool tree in kew. just, ynow, to enlighten myself and receive true peace and happiness and stuff. lol jks i just want the chance to tell people i do tai chi.
poetic lonerness- because its a much nicer way to say that someone is an awkward loser. (i.e- me.)
OUT:
pie: because i don't want pie for dinner. who wants pie for dinner? not me. Its much more fun to say than it is to eat
shaving cream for men: because it makes my face smell like a man. which isn't a nice smell. especially when you aren't a man.
God: because he added CARE to my curriculum. bad move, buddy
awkward conversations on facebook: because they're awkward. and they make me sound like a jerk. more than usual.
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