More like, JESSICA SIMPSONS 'THE PRICE OF PAIN THAT IS INFLICTED ON ME WHEN I DECIDE TO WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOW.'
I love you MTV, but seriously, theres only so many ridiculously stupid blonde people I can see every day without vomiting in the mouth.
FIRST LAUREN CONRAD, NOW THIS. WHATS NEXT, PARIS HILTON IS MY NEW BFF?!?!?!?
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something random is that i've always wondered why half bald people don't just get wigs instead of toupes. I mean, in the end, don't they require the same amount of effort? and wigs look so much better than toupes. with toupes, you can just tell, ynow? you mose well stick a massive sign on your head saying, IM SO INSECURE I COVER MY HALF BALDNESS WITH A LITTLE CIRCLE OF FAKE HAIR.
is wigs more shaming? is that the problem? but really, i don't know what could be more shaming than wearing a toupe.
...except watching that jessica simpson show, of course.
IMAGINE IF YOU NOT ONLY WORE A TOUPE BUT ALSO WATCHED THE JESSICA SIMPSON SHOW. LIKE AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT A FAIL OF A PERSON THAT WOULD BE. HAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT. HENCE MY USE OF 'HAHAHAHA'
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