THE ONLY WAY TO BELONG, IS TO ACT LIKE YOU BELONG

I like today.
I don't like this RATHER RIDICULOUSLY SHIT BOOK mum gave me by lauren *GAG* conrad *GAG*. Its written so badly I'm beginning to question that it wasn't written by her but was instead written by a ridiculously stupid 5 year old that happens to know a lot about drugs and sex. AND THEN I REMEMBER, WITH LAUREN CONRAD, THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS LIMITLESS! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LAUGHABLY DUMB THING SHE'S GOING TO DO NEXT!

Go spin circles for me
Wound relentlessly
Around the words we used to sling
Oh, such torturous things
Always chewing up the only ones
I ever mean

If you're goin', then go
Go go go
If you're goin', then go
Go go go

Watch love
Get strangled by a kite's cold strings
Fall comes early and summer leaves
As a storm with the car keys....