I would die without MTV.
And thats a harsh generalization, but still.
IM GOING TO MISS MY LIFE AS LIZ TONIGHT COS IM GONNA BE WAITRESSING AT SOME RANDOM GUY CHRIS'S PARTY AND MAKIN MONEY AND SHIT.
ew mr life.
but yeah yay money.
ANYWAY. SEEING SCOTT PILGRIM THIS WEEKEND.
FUCKIN PUMPED BRAAAH.
... *cough* tryhard *cough*
i think I'm going to get a balloon, and stick a picture of michael cera's face on it, which I will use to clutch in a completely sexual-rape way every time he comes up on the screen.
And in the silent parts everyone will hear me breathing really weirdly deeply and whispering 'miiichaellllll' under my breath.
But IT'LL ACTUALLY BE TOTALLY LOUD BECAUSE I WONT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MY RAPE THOUGHTS FROM BURSTING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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