RUGS.
MAKE THE CARPET MORE EXCITING TO STEP ON.
THEY ALSO REMIND ME OF INDIA.
AND THE ANNOYING MAN FROM CARPET COURT.
AND TENTS WHERE PEOPLE READ TAROT CARDS.
PILLOWS.
ARE SOFT.
EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE NOT.
AND THEY FEEL LIKE WALL.
OR LIKE NOTHING EXCEPT A SLIP WITH A STRIP OF NOTHING INSIDE.
WOOD.
COMES FROM TREES.
AND IS REALLY CONVENIENT
TO USE
AS FURNITURE.
OR TO TOUCH WHEN YOU SAY TOUCH WOOD.
CAMILLE
MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY FUNNY.
BUT SHES STILL FILED UNDER MEATS IN MY BRAIN.
SO THE JOKES ON YOU.
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