Funny the amount of things I get done while bathing. By which I mean having a bath. Because I am indeed cool like that

"Caitlin please don't call me while you're in the bath. It's creepy"
"no it's not. I wear my pyjamas in the bath because it's more fun that way."
"it's still creepy."
"but I'm not even naked."
"so? how would you like it if I called you while I was raping someone?"
"are you seriously comparing having a bath to raping someone?"
"no. At least when you rape someone you can be fully clothed."
"......"