Sunday, October 10, 2010

CAITLIN CREATES HER FIRST WORLD RECORD

YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I'm indonesian. Um. I'm bloggin. And I think thats a world record. And I LOVE THE MOON.
AND WE HAVE A SUB.
AND UM I HAVE LIKE, NO MONEY NOW AFTER I BOUGHT THINGS.
AND IF I WERE ONE OF THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS, ID BE TIBBY, TENZIN WOULD BE... CARMEN, TULLY WOULD BE LEENA, AND LOGAN WOULD BE BRIGITTE. AND WE ALL DECIDED THAT. EXCEPT THAT LOGAN DIDNT EXACTLY AGREE TO IT, BUT I MEAN WHATEVER RIGHT?!?
WHO NEEDS TO AGREE TO THINGS ANYWAY.
DID THE JEWS AGREE TO BEING MURDERED?
NO.
BUT IT STILL HAPPENED.
NOT THAT THE WHOLE BRIGITTE THING IS IN RELEVANCE TO HITLER. BUT STILL. ITS THE SAME.
IM WRITING IN CAPITALS AND I HOPE IM SCARING YOU.
PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY WHEN I WRITE IN CAPITALS I MAKE THEM WRITE IN CAPITALS AND IT MAKES THE CONVERSATION MORE INTENSE.
IND IS NARRATING THIS. FRANI TOLD ME TO SAY THAT. SHES WEARING A DRESS. SO WEIRD.
OH MY GOD FRANI HAS AN EAR. ITS CRAZY SHIT.
TENZIN HAD A DREAM THAT THERE WAS THIS GUY UNCLE JACK, WHO WAS MY UNCLE, AND HE WAS LIVING UNDERNEATH HER HOUSE WITH ME. AND THEN UNCLE JACK SWAPPED FACES WITH SOME RANDOM AND I THINK AT SOME POINT TENZIN WAS A LESBIAN. OR I WAS A LESBIAN. OR WE WERE BOTH LESBIANS. OR SOMETHING.
APPARENTLY TRINITY IS A GAY SCHOOL. THAT MEANS TENZIN SHOULD GO THERE!!!!! LOL JKS. SHE SHOULDNT. I THINK. I MEAN, SHES NOT A BOY. OR IS SHE?
NO.
SHES NOT.
SHES A GIRL.

it's frani here! i drew a picture on my indo work and then showed (showed? is that a word..oh well) caitlin the drawing, it was a drawing of her brain. and then i ruined her thought train. and then she yelled at me. RIK SPAN.

OH YES. TONIGHT IM GOING TO SOME GREENS ELECTION LAUNCH THING AND IM REALLY EXCITED BECAUSE I GET TO MEET BOB BROWN AGAIN. I WISH ME AND BOB BROWN WERE MARRIED. NOT THAT HES HOT OR WHATEVER, AND ALSO HES GAY, AND IN A RELATIONSHIP, AND OLD, BUT HES FULLY INSPIRING MAN.
I AM A REALLY REALLY BIG FAN OF GRASS. LIKE, I LOVE TO SIT ON GRASS AND ALSO LOOK AT GRASS, AND THEN WHEN IM BORED I CAN JUST RIP IT OUT OF THE GROUND AND KILL IT.
I LIKE THAT GROUP, FRIENDS ARE LIKE POTATOS, IF YOU EAT THEM, THEY DIE. IT IS SO FUNNY I COULD DIE. BUT IM NOT A POTATO. THAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE.
MERCUTIO IS THE BEST. I WISH HE DIDNT DIE. AND I LOVED IT WHEN HE WAS LIKE, 'A PLAGUE ON BOTH your houses.' mercutio was probably my favourite guy in romeo and juliet. because romeo and juliet were a little bit gay. except i admit, leonardo di caprio is fucking hot. like jesus christ. obviously god loved that guy. or evolution loved that guy. whatever you believe.
if i have kids, i will not blog about them. that is a promise. funny because i dont really want to have kids and i think that must make me a bad person or whatever. i also dont really wanna get married. does that make me not at all romantic? mostly i wanna like, i dont know, find some soulmate person, or whatever, and then live with them in some camper van and travel heaps. except we'd travel with a few other people too so we wouldnt be lonely. i dont mind the thought of being poor and jobless. except i think thats just what i think now because i dont have much perspective and im young and naive and dont really know anything about anything. still. im pretty sure i dont want to get married or have kids. sorry, world.
i mean, not that im against having kids. i might do it, but whatever. ceebs. thats a lot of effort.
i wonder what happens if you're like a lesbian, but you want kids. do you do that thingy with the thingy and the medical shit? probably.
i read in an article that everyone is part bi. that is weird.
ynow something else funny?
blondes are ugly.
im about to run out of battery so i have to go.
BYE. LOVE YOU MUM. AND DAD. I JUST WANNA THANK FRANI AND IND TO MAKE THIS POST POSSIBLE.

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