Oh my god seriously what the fuck caitlin.
Okay so today I decided I'd be all exciting and go to the supermarket in the wee hours of the morning, right, to get like, you know, um, food and stuff, like most sane people do when they go supermarket shopping, and I was like OMG THIS'LL BE SOOO GOOD GET SO MUCH CRAP STUFF FA SCHOOL WEEEEEEW!
But then I get there. And I dont know what really happened, but something came over me, and I got this huge surge of like, power, or, adreneline, or sheer exhilaration. Call it what you will, but something happened in those unaturally chilly aisles, something, something above ourselves, something greater than frozen peas, something. Anyway.
I was just like, randomly all HEY. YNOW WHAT, I'M NOT JUST GOING TO GET MY REGULAR PACKETS OF CHIPS, MALTESERS, CHOCOLATE ICECREAM, STARBURSTS, COKE, ICED VOVO'S (lol jks i've never gotten iced vovos in my life,) AND OTHER ASSORTED FLAVOURED MILKS, I'M GOING TO BE HEALTHY! I'M GOING TO BE LIKE, ALL ORGANIC AND HERBAL AND FRESH AND I'M GOING TO FEEL SOOO GOOODDDD WOOOO!
So I started just piling in random shit into the trolley, like, really random shit.
Like, instead of chocolate icecream, I got this weird organic sorbet thing from a farm, and instead of chocolate milk, I got soy milk. I'm not even kidding. soy. milk. I swear to god I have never had soy milk in my life. And then instead of like, random biscuits I got fresh italian breadsticks, (like what the fuck?) and then I got apricot and nut museli bars ( i dont even eat apricot, ever,) and holy shit I got like this, african voo voo tea or something that I've never even heard of. I was just like, HEY! AFRICAN TEA WOOO!
So now I'm at home with literally nothing to eat but all this awful, healthy, ...tribal crap.
in better news, today was possibly the best lunch I've ever had. Oh my god pasta and waffles from waffle on and haighs chocolate. SO HAPPYYYYY.
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