ERA: You just lost 80 percent of the people that were reading this article. They all just rolled their eyes and ripped up the page.
SCHWARTZMAN: It’s all right. We’re already in the part that says continued on page 128.
CERA: You and me are going to love to read this. We should get together and read this out loud to each other. Maybe we could do each other’s parts.
SCHWARTZMAN: We’ll do the adaptation of this interview on Broadway. [Cera laughs] You’ll be at your house eating a sandwich and biting your fingernails and there is a split onstage and on the other side I’m pacing around my apartment in shorts and a T-shirt.
CERA: I have one note: I’d like for me to be sitting in a massage chair and have a woman rubbing my shoulders the whole time, so that while we’re doing the run of this play I’ll be the most relaxed I’ve ever been.
SCHWARTZMAN: I think we can make that happen.
MICHAEL YOU SO FUNNY. YOU SO BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND LAWL I LOVE YOU LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVEEE MEEEE.
WHY AM I SO CREEPY OMG.
i need to get out there. meet people. meet the peeps. socialize.
too much time holing up in my little old room and reading michael cera interviews and looking at michael cera photos and watching michael cera movies and STOP ME. YOU'RE FREAKING OUT THE PUBLIC.
but if the boyz dont lyk me, at least i have michael cera's fake love <3
ahem. anywho.
ANYONE BEEN WATCHING GOOF FILM LATELY?
and yes i noticed the spelling mistake. but i kept it because it made me larf.
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