Gravity wont get you high.

-this is me resisting the urge to say guise again, as amusing as i happen to find it-
cant be bothered thinking of anything, so here is the approximate conversation i had with tenzin over what to call our band.
i didnt memorize it because it was that interesting, i just filmed it because we're making a documentary.
should i have not said that to resist looking gay? probably. whatever.

what about, sex bob omb only good? or like, yeah.
how about, shelves of suicide?
or like, neyo, only not.
dusty pages. a book with blank pages.
how about, a cloudless sky?
how about, the hum. or like, crash and the boys, only not at all.
gardening with my wife.
no, thats your tumblr name!
awesome brown hair, cos we've all kind of got different shades of brown hair, except you and tully are kinda the same.. actually how about, socially awkward death?
stupidity news. STUPIDITY NEWS.
uniformally awful? THATS GOOD. ITS LIKE, WE'RE ALL BAD.
where are you getting this? my mind. no you're not you're getting this from bill byson. i can see that book in your hand.
sticky tape fetish! what? that sounds like a 2 year old band! -angry muttering-
ramona flowers fetish.
sticky fetish.
fountain fetish.
survival of the fetish.
fanta fetish! -starts singing- I'VE GOT A FANTAAAA FETISHHH! ...um like you dont have to sing about our band name
whats something we all like? except books, cos that makes us sound nerdy. ..and we're not. -silence-
non designated fetish. or like, our friend the moose? -enthused agreeing-
OH! THE WASTELAND! JUNK FETISH! CONSUMING FETISH!
..how about like.introduction? ...what? no! ...what?
i still like the name confused. 'hi everyone, we're confused! we dont even know where we are! but we're having fun!'
how about anne frank sex? ....wut. yeah actually its sad, because she never got to have sex. -interested nodding.-
the fortress of fear? the fortress of love? THE FORTRESS OF LOVE!
..how about time heals beauty?
a series of unfortunate events? no, just no. 'bag them, and i'll kill your cat. i'll just kill it right now. I DONT JOKE.'
the tin whistle gone mad. wait no, that makes our band sound too extreme.
coming home with presents? only spelt like, prescence. actually no, thats bad. just MOVE ON.
how about headphone sex? cos you know like what headphone sex is right? -pretends to agree enthusiastically-

yeah imma stop.
band names are hard, apparently.
and the beatles are playing real loud from the living room.
and i keep texting different people at the same time they text me and its really frekin me out.