I think this calls for a hearty round of 'wink winks' and an excited chorus of 'say n'mores'

So I woke up this morning feeling moderately ill and my room was incredibly messy which everyone knows freaks me out because I'm so obsesssive about cleanliness, and then I went to look for food and stepped right on a pin. And it hurt like hell so I really quickly pulled it out and thought I'd be fine and then I went to look for food again and there was nothing in our cupboard. Nothing except like, horrible stale chocolate and uncooked pasta. So then I went back into my room and I saw this massive stain of blood on the floor and i was like, LOL WUTS THAT FROM?!?! and then I looked down at my foot and it was bleeding like a lot. Like a lot a lot. And I was like, God, why u no like Caitlin?

And then I had a shower and got invited to a picnic with Calypso The End.