Monday, December 13, 2010

WE'RE ALL JUST SOOOOOO HAPPY YOU DIVORCED ME BECKY! SSSSSSS!

So I'm sittin there, MUNCHIN' ON SOME NACHO'S, and I'm on facebook considering adding real teams to my favourite sporting teams or whatever, since ynow, NOT EVERYTHINGS MEANT TO BE A LARF, and then I'm like, HEY, SOCCEROO'S! So I'm chillin there, searchin 'socceroo's' into the little bar whatever thing, and what comes up but 'socceroo's lost 4-0 to GERMANY!' and I'm just like, OH, GOOD SIR, AREN'T YOU OBSERVANT! YOU MUST HAVE THE EYES OF AN EAGLE TO HAVE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION! WHY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON THIS FACT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU KIND FELLOW, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB!
So then I was just like seriously fuck this, I gave Facebook a chance, and this is what they came up with.
Team Have-A-Go! will remain my only team, THE END.

On another note, today was very horrible because Nick Gooch called me 3 times and left strange messages. Sometimes I hate technology. It makes me way too accessible to everyone.
Maybe I should become one of those hermit people in the woods in little houses ironically made of wood in woods.
I can have a cane and shout gibberish insults at small children when they come past.
And then one kind child with a heart of gold will take the time to get to know me and we'll become the best of friends and then I'll show him pictures of when I was a child and tell him how I married a Jew when I was 18 and escaped to Russia because he beat me.

Or I could just get the fuck on with my real life.
Whichevs.

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