So I'm sittin there, MUNCHIN' ON SOME NACHO'S, and I'm on facebook considering adding real teams to my favourite sporting teams or whatever, since ynow, NOT EVERYTHINGS MEANT TO BE A LARF, and then I'm like, HEY, SOCCEROO'S! So I'm chillin there, searchin 'socceroo's' into the little bar whatever thing, and what comes up but 'socceroo's lost 4-0 to GERMANY!' and I'm just like, OH, GOOD SIR, AREN'T YOU OBSERVANT! YOU MUST HAVE THE EYES OF AN EAGLE TO HAVE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION! WHY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON THIS FACT IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU KIND FELLOW, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB!
So then I was just like seriously fuck this, I gave Facebook a chance, and this is what they came up with.
Team Have-A-Go! will remain my only team, THE END.
On another note, today was very horrible because Nick Gooch called me 3 times and left strange messages. Sometimes I hate technology. It makes me way too accessible to everyone.
Maybe I should become one of those hermit people in the woods in little houses ironically made of wood in woods.
I can have a cane and shout gibberish insults at small children when they come past.
And then one kind child with a heart of gold will take the time to get to know me and we'll become the best of friends and then I'll show him pictures of when I was a child and tell him how I married a Jew when I was 18 and escaped to Russia because he beat me.
Or I could just get the fuck on with my real life.
Whichevs.
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