An interesting thought.

This isnt actually interesting its just a thought.
/If my parents keep variating between playing the bob dylan cover cd and mamma mia, I will quite possibly group together a small herd of bluebottles, befriending them first of course so we're on stable ground and then gradually building myself up to retain Queen position over them, afterwhich I will train them for 9 ardous months until they become experts at a mixture of boxing and kung fu, and throw them at my parents face.
Actually, come to think of it, now that I'm the leader of a pack of bluebottles I can probably put this situation to better use.
Capturing a small european country, for instance. Or leading the world on a revolution to drop our guns and come together over love and harmony so we can spend our days having campfires and singing kumbayah together while holding hands and damning the lie God created. Oh! Or I could get them to break into a record store with me so I can spend the night there waiting after the shops been closed, so when they open the next day I'll beat all the early morning lines.

Gosh, why didnt i think of this idea earlier?