king of the mods

you know, i approach my bathers very similar to the way mexicans approach their tacos in that mexican ad about tacos. if that ad was my life, i would be the little mexican boy that says, 'why cant we have both?' except i would say it in english instead of mexican, to avoid confusing people. i mean wouldnt it be weird in conversation to be all,
'oh should we go to the beach?' 'yeah what bathers are you gonna wear' 'im i dont know maybe the red ones.. actually, 'gesbena las boshdsasd?'
also i cant speak mexican so that was gibberish. the point is, everyday, when raiding my closet, if i cant decide what to wear i just smash on a mixup of two different pairs. its insane. i just walk down the street mindfucking people.
but you know what they say, 'you only live once.' i mean, thats assuming you arent hindu and believe in reincarnation, when you can live several times, often as a plant.
actually, sometimes i wonder about plants. like sometimes i look at a plant and go, where the fuck does this plant end and the next one begin? especially with hedges. hedges fuck with my brain. like when they're really big, like metres long, is it all just one hedge? or a variation of a few hedges? cos i mean they look really intertwined too. like they're constantly spooning eachother or something. which then freaks me out when im walking home cos i have to see all these hedges loving' it up when to be honest, i dont even know if thats just one hedge giving itself a hug!

-these are the things that keep me up at night.-