Opinions won't keep you warm at night

Only the coolest of kids have long song titles.

Amiright?

Hopefully tomorrow shall be fun.

My brother is coming over for the 'big bonfire' and so are some other teenagers from town.

Lets just pray my cousin doesn't continue to say 'mammoth' and laugh in that weird, deep but childish voice that confuses the shit out of me.

In other irrelevant news, my other cousin Amelia has been brainwashed, I daresay.

Before she was mocking the chinese, (cos there accents are so funny HAHAHAHA ching chong ... :I) and she keeps going on about how she thinks her singing teacher is gay.

Yeah bro, she gets personal singing lessons, cos shes perfect like that.

Eventually I was like, who cares if he's gay anyway, gays have more fun, riiiightt?

And then she looked at me like I had just said I was going to crap in the middle of federation square on a busy afternoon.

Maybe I will, just to freak her out.

Conservative people should go back to the 1800's where they belong. They can talk about knitting and how cool George Bush is there.