"I can just imagine us, like Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson"

I always seem to have intense facebook conversations with you.
Because you actually GET INTO them, and FOR SOME REASON WE TALK IN CAPITALS THE WHOLE TIME TO ADD DRAMA OR SOMETHING.
AND THEN I START TALKING IN CAPITALS TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY'RE LIKE WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AND IM LIKE WHAT IM NOT.
I MEAN, what I'm not.
lol ily.