Things I don't like:
Missing trains and looking at people quietly laugh to themselves as you stand there panting on the platform.
Being in baths so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, scary looking prune.
Writing so much you get a sore hand and have to rest it on the table for awhile.
Falling over in public over nothing at all and feeling ridiculously incompetent at life.
Accidentally getting books wet. (Can also be done while being in a bath for so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, very scary looking prune. Making it double as unpleasant.)
Pillows in hotels that you know are actually slabs of cement that slightly resemble pillows.
Stupid shaped ornaments that people litter over their houses. Just because it's modern, doesn't mean its any less repulsive looking.
Things that taste like plastic or wall.
Things I like:
Being in log cabins in winter and feeling indescribably cosy.
Clothes that are exciting to touch even though you know you'd never wear them. Like leathers or furs.
People with inhumanly large or inhumanly small heads.
Falling asleep in cars.
Being thirsty and then having water and not being thirsty.
People with amusing moustaches.
Swimming in the ocean for hours in summer
Laughing so hard you can't breathe and look mentally disabled.
Alpacas and people that look like alpacas
Being obsessed with Lick-A-Prize paddle pops in summer just cos Molly is obsessed with them and then not having them for the rest of the year.
Life.
(I bet you thought I'd start with things I like, because thats what most people do. But I didn't! Wasn't that an exciting thing to do? Actually it's making me feel uncomfortable. I might change it later.)
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