I'm funny as fuck

I ONCE HAD AN AUNT
SHE USED TO RIDE HER BIKE FOR MILES
PEOPLE USED TO CALL OUT ON THE STREET:
'THERE GOES AUNT ON HER BIKE'
NOW JEMIMA, SHE WAS A NICE WOMAN OF COURSE
AND SHE ALWAYS KNEW AUNT HAD SOME SORT OF ELECTRICAL FAULT
CALL IT INTUITION, CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL
BUT THAT NIGHT
WELL, THAT NIGHT WE ALL WENT TO BED WITH PUDDING AND WERE DONE WITH IT!
ANDREAS OF COURSE HAD A DIFFERING OPINION
NOW DONT GET ME STARTED ON RONALD
SUCH MATTERS SHALL ONLY END IN TEARS
WE WERE ALL JUST WAITING FOR GEORGE TO COME IN!
BLESS HIM, WITH THAT HAT!
I USED TO WATCH HIM AND THINK, 'THIS HERE, IS A BOY THAT KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING'
SOMETIMES I WOULD WATCH ADRIANA
BUT THAT CAME TO NO GOOD IN THE SUMMER OF 98
MARK MY WORDS, THAT BOAT WAS NOT LOADED WITH STOLEN SWORDS
DONT YOU GO LISTENING TO THE GERMANS ON THAT ONE.
THEY KNOW NOTHING BUT HOW TO STUFF A SAUSAGE,
AND ASK BOBBY FOR HE'LL AGREE!

The Social Network is an altogether great movie.
Shout out to gracie and jo for being a half hour late !
I played my new recorder all the way home