I have changed my blog name.
Because I only just realised how not funny at all it is.
Was.
Note how my new name features a glorious selection of large, interesting words.
instead of stupid things like 'obese' and 'buddha'
Who I'm sure was really just a kind man that had slight weight issues.
Anyway.
I'm getting worringly close to doing something stupid. or not trying. or both.
im getting worringly close to not really caring.
and shouting,
at everyone.
or breaking down.
and crying.
in public.
which i never do.
ever.
everevereverever.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
I'm running away from the person I'm going to miss the most
I didn't stop. at all. i got sick of it. and it was pointless. And then I hated you.
You know it gives me a slight satisfaction to try to pretend i don't hear you, or pretend I'm bored whenever you're around.
Maybe that makes it seem like I don't care. Because then I'll seem more like you.
I'd talk if someone asked me the questions.
I wish summer would hurry up and come.
Because then I could see people.
And it could be sunny.
And I could hook up with hazaaaaa. And stop my weird run of only kissing um yeah what no dont.
And I could get a tan. Which is usually the only thing I have going for me.
except for my off the hook deliciously awkward personality.
i want another bakeoff. they made me happy. and baked goods are good....s.
You know it gives me a slight satisfaction to try to pretend i don't hear you, or pretend I'm bored whenever you're around.
Maybe that makes it seem like I don't care. Because then I'll seem more like you.
I'd talk if someone asked me the questions.
I wish summer would hurry up and come.
Because then I could see people.
And it could be sunny.
And I could hook up with hazaaaaa. And stop my weird run of only kissing um yeah what no dont.
And I could get a tan. Which is usually the only thing I have going for me.
except for my off the hook deliciously awkward personality.
i want another bakeoff. they made me happy. and baked goods are good....s.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Because this makes me less depressed somewhat
King Julien: After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
[presents Alex with his crown]
Alex the Lion: No, I couldn't. Really, I can't take your crown.
King Julien: Oh, that's OK. I've got a bigger crown. It's got a gecko on it. Look at him shake! Go, Stevie, go!
Random Lemur: I like them!
Mort the Mouse Lemur: I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
King Julien: Oh shut up, you're so annoying.
King Julien: Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again...
King Julien: What is a simple bite on the butt among friends?
[shakes his tail at Maurice]
King Julien: Come on, give me a nibble.
King Julien: Rise and shine Mr Alex!
your existence makes me sad. your lack of existence makes me sadder
so yeah pretty much sums it up.
...lol you wouldnt jump the fence for me. you wouldnt even see me at lunchtime.
empty promises are empty.
and lying is bad.
so work that one out.
...lol you wouldnt jump the fence for me. you wouldnt even see me at lunchtime.
empty promises are empty.
and lying is bad.
so work that one out.
french singers are pretty.
I will never love you more than the drummer of flaming lips
I will never love you more than Woody Allan movies
I will never love you more than the White album of the Beatles
I will never love you more than God only knows
And you say, you love me more than everything
And compared to me everything is nothing
Ohh this is sweet, I just wonder what it means
You say you love me more, than all the girls you have before
Even more than music, even more than yourself
Even more than everything, but it's just a lie
So I will never love you more, than anything
I will never love you more than singing in the shower
I will never love you more than my Mac computer
I will never love you more than having a daughter
I will never love you more than peanut butter
I will never love you more than kisses all day
I will never love you more than cuddles all night
I will never love you more than kissing girls lips when they're really pretty
I will never love you more
I will never love you more than Woody Allan movies
I will never love you more than the White album of the Beatles
I will never love you more than God only knows
And you say, you love me more than everything
And compared to me everything is nothing
Ohh this is sweet, I just wonder what it means
You say you love me more, than all the girls you have before
Even more than music, even more than yourself
Even more than everything, but it's just a lie
So I will never love you more, than anything
I will never love you more than singing in the shower
I will never love you more than my Mac computer
I will never love you more than having a daughter
I will never love you more than peanut butter
I will never love you more than kisses all day
I will never love you more than cuddles all night
I will never love you more than kissing girls lips when they're really pretty
I will never love you more
Today's weather was so indescribably perfect for the very best of Daryl Hall and John Oates
So today first period was possibly the worst lesson I have ever had in my entire life.
Wow as if that subject could get worse.
I just LOVE being completely alone for 80 minutes.
Funny, because sometimes I actually completely hate you. And I used to like, like like you. I love life.
Anyway yeah after that shithole of a class THE DAY JUST BLOSSOMED.
I love talking to you about this.
You really are the best on the topic of 'that thing i cant tell anyone unless it gets awkward and doesnt happen and everyone hates me.'
seriously though. please stay in my life next year.
+ im worringly excited about the fact that i'm not the only one who walks home while listening to their ipod and pretending they're in the opening credits of an epic movie about themselves.
but seriously. who falls asleep listening to the dresden dolls? lolstupid.
Wow as if that subject could get worse.
I just LOVE being completely alone for 80 minutes.
Funny, because sometimes I actually completely hate you. And I used to like, like like you. I love life.
Anyway yeah after that shithole of a class THE DAY JUST BLOSSOMED.
I love talking to you about this.
You really are the best on the topic of 'that thing i cant tell anyone unless it gets awkward and doesnt happen and everyone hates me.'
seriously though. please stay in my life next year.
+ im worringly excited about the fact that i'm not the only one who walks home while listening to their ipod and pretending they're in the opening credits of an epic movie about themselves.
but seriously. who falls asleep listening to the dresden dolls? lolstupid.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Hi, I'm Caitlin, and I secretly love romance novels and ABC dramas set at least 60 years ago
BAM.
betcha didnt see that one comin.
seriously though the ABC delivers amazingly good dramas that are also really informative and insightful into the specified eras.
Plus the comical european accents give me a somewhat huge amount of joy.
Oh yeah and I enjoy romance novels, the second part of the title!
WAIT THAT WAS PUT FIRST. SORRY. MESSED UP THE PARAGRAPHING THERE.
but yeah romance novels are good.
A lot.
In fact, I have three shelves full of them.
HAHA! THATS AWKWARD.
DONT WORRY THOUGH, I HAVE 3 SHELVES WORTH OF SCI FI AND FANTASY TOO, SO S'ALL GOOD.
but seriously they're so easy to read. and they have such blissfully unrealistic but romantic story lines.
Sophie Kinsella really is a genius. I mean, what she did with 'confessions of a shopaholic,' that was just phenomenal. Blew my mind honey, blew. my. mind.
+ LOL IVE HAD TO EDIT THIS POST LIKE 5 TIMES BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING STUPID SPELLING MISTAKES LIKE 'TITEL' AND 'TOOL' INSTEAD OF 'TOO.'
ma bad brews.
betcha didnt see that one comin.
seriously though the ABC delivers amazingly good dramas that are also really informative and insightful into the specified eras.
Plus the comical european accents give me a somewhat huge amount of joy.
Oh yeah and I enjoy romance novels, the second part of the title!
WAIT THAT WAS PUT FIRST. SORRY. MESSED UP THE PARAGRAPHING THERE.
but yeah romance novels are good.
A lot.
In fact, I have three shelves full of them.
HAHA! THATS AWKWARD.
DONT WORRY THOUGH, I HAVE 3 SHELVES WORTH OF SCI FI AND FANTASY TOO, SO S'ALL GOOD.
but seriously they're so easy to read. and they have such blissfully unrealistic but romantic story lines.
Sophie Kinsella really is a genius. I mean, what she did with 'confessions of a shopaholic,' that was just phenomenal. Blew my mind honey, blew. my. mind.
+ LOL IVE HAD TO EDIT THIS POST LIKE 5 TIMES BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING STUPID SPELLING MISTAKES LIKE 'TITEL' AND 'TOOL' INSTEAD OF 'TOO.'
ma bad brews.
BREW BREW BREW BREW BREW
don't lie.
you like saying it.
Everyone likes saying it.
Its like a mixture of sending up the new zealanders and the SK8TR CNTS.
and by SK8TR CNTS i mean tryhard losers that wear their pants stupidly low and their hats stupidly askew.
SO YEAH lots happened this weekend ay brew.
and now i have a lot of convincing to do with the ol man and the .... mother.
But its going to be hard, since I know she has an irrational fear that ill end up not normal and therefore decide to disobey her and her beautifully mundane philosophy on 'how caitlin should live her life without fucking things up.'
but after saturday i've just gotten even more obsessed with it all. and even more shattered at the thought it might not happen.
in which life will be shit. because ill have to spend every day knowing i could be happier. guess i do that anyway though? no matter whats going on? since we could all be happier? unless we're god? who isn't real?
yes anyyyywayy.
i would.. veryyy much like to tell people. except i know it'd.. fuck things up a lot. since they wouldnt really accept it at all. and then theres that whole insecure thing going on.
actually, i still need to tell you something else. to clear up the air and all. is that a saying? did i just fulleh twizt a sayin brew?
but yeah.
im getting pretty fucking sick of holding things in. and pretty fucking good at it too.
you like saying it.
Everyone likes saying it.
Its like a mixture of sending up the new zealanders and the SK8TR CNTS.
and by SK8TR CNTS i mean tryhard losers that wear their pants stupidly low and their hats stupidly askew.
SO YEAH lots happened this weekend ay brew.
and now i have a lot of convincing to do with the ol man and the .... mother.
But its going to be hard, since I know she has an irrational fear that ill end up not normal and therefore decide to disobey her and her beautifully mundane philosophy on 'how caitlin should live her life without fucking things up.'
but after saturday i've just gotten even more obsessed with it all. and even more shattered at the thought it might not happen.
in which life will be shit. because ill have to spend every day knowing i could be happier. guess i do that anyway though? no matter whats going on? since we could all be happier? unless we're god? who isn't real?
yes anyyyywayy.
i would.. veryyy much like to tell people. except i know it'd.. fuck things up a lot. since they wouldnt really accept it at all. and then theres that whole insecure thing going on.
actually, i still need to tell you something else. to clear up the air and all. is that a saying? did i just fulleh twizt a sayin brew?
but yeah.
im getting pretty fucking sick of holding things in. and pretty fucking good at it too.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
AWKWARDLY WAITING FOR GRACIE TO WAKE UP
Last night was pretty darned cool.
had a ridiculously awkward facebook conversation with megan at 'the wee hours of the morning' that never should have happened.spilt shit all over the bed upstairs. admitted some other exiting things in the same exciting alley. had blissfully deep conversations. kicked the beautiful dog off the bed.
woke up before gracie and spent 15 minutes trying to softly read my social science book in the dark.
realised softly reading a social science book isnt possible.
had a ridiculously awkward facebook conversation with megan at 'the wee hours of the morning' that never should have happened.spilt shit all over the bed upstairs. admitted some other exiting things in the same exciting alley. had blissfully deep conversations. kicked the beautiful dog off the bed.
woke up before gracie and spent 15 minutes trying to softly read my social science book in the dark.
realised softly reading a social science book isnt possible.
CAITLIN=NOT LESBIAN
LOL THANKS GRACIE FOR TELLING ME LIKE 50 TIMES I LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN IN MY AWESOME 'TOO COOL FO YU BREWWW' CLOTHES.
note to humanity- dont buy drug infested soup at dark alleys in the city where the owner is quite obviously high and gay.
ITS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!!! HAHAHAHAHA....
note to humanity- dont buy drug infested soup at dark alleys in the city where the owner is quite obviously high and gay.
ITS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!!! HAHAHAHAHA....
Friday, August 27, 2010
Ohwow
It was.. Even better than I imagined it.
If that's possible.
I'm not going to be able to go back to reality now that I know what's so much better.
Not that I want to go back to my reality.
That place sucks.
Please please just get what I'm feeling. And let me be happy.
I need this.
If that's possible.
I'm not going to be able to go back to reality now that I know what's so much better.
Not that I want to go back to my reality.
That place sucks.
Please please just get what I'm feeling. And let me be happy.
I need this.
Jessica Simpsons 'the Price of Beauty'
More like, JESSICA SIMPSONS 'THE PRICE OF PAIN THAT IS INFLICTED ON ME WHEN I DECIDE TO WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOW.'
I love you MTV, but seriously, theres only so many ridiculously stupid blonde people I can see every day without vomiting in the mouth.
FIRST LAUREN CONRAD, NOW THIS. WHATS NEXT, PARIS HILTON IS MY NEW BFF?!?!?!?
...
something random is that i've always wondered why half bald people don't just get wigs instead of toupes. I mean, in the end, don't they require the same amount of effort? and wigs look so much better than toupes. with toupes, you can just tell, ynow? you mose well stick a massive sign on your head saying, IM SO INSECURE I COVER MY HALF BALDNESS WITH A LITTLE CIRCLE OF FAKE HAIR.
is wigs more shaming? is that the problem? but really, i don't know what could be more shaming than wearing a toupe.
...except watching that jessica simpson show, of course.
IMAGINE IF YOU NOT ONLY WORE A TOUPE BUT ALSO WATCHED THE JESSICA SIMPSON SHOW. LIKE AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT A FAIL OF A PERSON THAT WOULD BE. HAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT. HENCE MY USE OF 'HAHAHAHA'
I love you MTV, but seriously, theres only so many ridiculously stupid blonde people I can see every day without vomiting in the mouth.
FIRST LAUREN CONRAD, NOW THIS. WHATS NEXT, PARIS HILTON IS MY NEW BFF?!?!?!?
...
something random is that i've always wondered why half bald people don't just get wigs instead of toupes. I mean, in the end, don't they require the same amount of effort? and wigs look so much better than toupes. with toupes, you can just tell, ynow? you mose well stick a massive sign on your head saying, IM SO INSECURE I COVER MY HALF BALDNESS WITH A LITTLE CIRCLE OF FAKE HAIR.
is wigs more shaming? is that the problem? but really, i don't know what could be more shaming than wearing a toupe.
...except watching that jessica simpson show, of course.
IMAGINE IF YOU NOT ONLY WORE A TOUPE BUT ALSO WATCHED THE JESSICA SIMPSON SHOW. LIKE AT THE SAME TIME. WHAT A FAIL OF A PERSON THAT WOULD BE. HAHAHAHA I LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT. HENCE MY USE OF 'HAHAHAHA'
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Excuse me while I spam your dashboard
SO i'm trying to imitate this really cool photo of this girl in a bun that nina showed me along with the caption, THIS REMINDS ME OF CAITLIN FOR SOME REASON, but I'm just failing and looking like a japanese warrior who isn't even a warrior at all.
I have quite a knack for being generally terrible at things.
Speaking of things and things being completely unrelated to eachother, there was a strange pillow shape in my bed before so I squashed it in case there was a very small man hiding in there, but it was just a bubble of air that the blankets had formed so s'all good. There will be no very small men jumping out and raping me in my bed tonight.
not on my watch, anyway.
*aggressive look to the left*
*and then to the right*
*and then to the left once more*
*and then directly forward so I can pierce you with my... piercing gaze. that ynow, pierces peoples souls. cos its sharp. like a knife.*
I think I might go make myself a cup of tea now. But easy on the milk, I hear that stuff contains, SHOCK HORROR, FATTTTTTT IN ITTTTT.
note to humanity- fatty foods taste better. don't be afraid to embrace obesity in order to eat them, okay?
I have quite a knack for being generally terrible at things.
Speaking of things and things being completely unrelated to eachother, there was a strange pillow shape in my bed before so I squashed it in case there was a very small man hiding in there, but it was just a bubble of air that the blankets had formed so s'all good. There will be no very small men jumping out and raping me in my bed tonight.
not on my watch, anyway.
*aggressive look to the left*
*and then to the right*
*and then to the left once more*
*and then directly forward so I can pierce you with my... piercing gaze. that ynow, pierces peoples souls. cos its sharp. like a knife.*
I think I might go make myself a cup of tea now. But easy on the milk, I hear that stuff contains, SHOCK HORROR, FATTTTTTT IN ITTTTT.
note to humanity- fatty foods taste better. don't be afraid to embrace obesity in order to eat them, okay?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW CAITLIN!?!? I DO! I REALLY DO!
CAITLINS TOP 25 MOST PLAYED SONGS:
A-Z- Darren Hanlon
Theres not enough songs about squash-Darren Hanlon
Mr Pitiful-Matt Costa
Astair-Matt Costa
Avalanche-British India
I wish that I was beautiful for you-Darren Hanlon
Sunshine-Matt Costa
Anyone can play guitar-Radiohead
God is dead, meet the kids-British India
Sams Town (acoustic)-The Killers
True love waits (live)-Radiohead
Addicted-Bliss n Eso
Vanilla-British India
Tie up my hands-British India
Jellylegs-Children Collide
American Pie-Don Mclean
Samson-Regina Spektor
Getting Wise-Yves Klein Blue
Skinny Love-Bon Iver
Scattered Diamonds-Hungry Kids of Hungary
I wish I knew Natalie Portman-K-OS!
Tick Of time-The Kooks
Creep-Radiohead
The wine song-Cat Empire
Beth-Kiss
Top 10 Favourite shows!!!! TELEVISIONS REALLY GREAT.
The Office
Flight of the Conchords
We can be heroes/summer heights high
MONK
The IT crowd
Seinfeld
Skins
YES WE CANberra/The Chaser
Friends
Extras
Top 10 favourite movies FILM IS ALSO REALLY GREAT. IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
Juno
Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist
500 Days of Summer
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Big FIsh
Step Brothers
The Hangover
Benchwarmers
Life is Beautiful
The Life of Brian
Top 5 favourite books READING IS LEARNING! AS MY GRANDMA SAYS. ACTUALLY SHE DOESNT SAY THAT. SHE JUST SAYS CAITLIN, EAT MORE FOOD. YOU'RE TOO THIN. DO YOU EVER EAT FRUIT THESE DAYS? HERES 20 DOLLARS. NO, TAKE IT. REALLY I INSIST, TAKE THE MONEY.
The Book Thief
Neither Here Nor There
The Da Vinci Code
Everything is Illuminated
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Top 5 favourite people (DEAD OR ALIVE! ACTUALLY JUST ALIVE) People are good mostly because without them we would be alone. AND WHO WANTS THAT?! UNLESS YOU'RE VERY ANGRY WITH LIFE.
Michael Cera
Ellen Page
Bob Brown
Brandon Flowers (...i think? hes a mormon. FEARFEARFEAR)
Jonathan Safran Foer
Top 2 Favourite Bands (OR SINGERS! WHO AM I TO DISCRIMINATE! HAHA!)
Radiohead
The Killers
I WAS GONNA DO MORE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE I CANT BE BOTHERED.
Favourite Flower:
NONE BECAUSE THATS A REALLY STUPID QUESTION
A-Z- Darren Hanlon
Theres not enough songs about squash-Darren Hanlon
Mr Pitiful-Matt Costa
Astair-Matt Costa
Avalanche-British India
I wish that I was beautiful for you-Darren Hanlon
Sunshine-Matt Costa
Anyone can play guitar-Radiohead
God is dead, meet the kids-British India
Sams Town (acoustic)-The Killers
True love waits (live)-Radiohead
Addicted-Bliss n Eso
Vanilla-British India
Tie up my hands-British India
Jellylegs-Children Collide
American Pie-Don Mclean
Samson-Regina Spektor
Getting Wise-Yves Klein Blue
Skinny Love-Bon Iver
Scattered Diamonds-Hungry Kids of Hungary
I wish I knew Natalie Portman-K-OS!
Tick Of time-The Kooks
Creep-Radiohead
The wine song-Cat Empire
Beth-Kiss
Top 10 Favourite shows!!!! TELEVISIONS REALLY GREAT.
The Office
Flight of the Conchords
We can be heroes/summer heights high
MONK
The IT crowd
Seinfeld
Skins
YES WE CANberra/The Chaser
Friends
Extras
Top 10 favourite movies FILM IS ALSO REALLY GREAT. IN A DIFFERENT WAY.
Juno
Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist
500 Days of Summer
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Big FIsh
Step Brothers
The Hangover
Benchwarmers
Life is Beautiful
The Life of Brian
Top 5 favourite books READING IS LEARNING! AS MY GRANDMA SAYS. ACTUALLY SHE DOESNT SAY THAT. SHE JUST SAYS CAITLIN, EAT MORE FOOD. YOU'RE TOO THIN. DO YOU EVER EAT FRUIT THESE DAYS? HERES 20 DOLLARS. NO, TAKE IT. REALLY I INSIST, TAKE THE MONEY.
The Book Thief
Neither Here Nor There
The Da Vinci Code
Everything is Illuminated
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Top 5 favourite people (DEAD OR ALIVE! ACTUALLY JUST ALIVE) People are good mostly because without them we would be alone. AND WHO WANTS THAT?! UNLESS YOU'RE VERY ANGRY WITH LIFE.
Michael Cera
Ellen Page
Bob Brown
Brandon Flowers (...i think? hes a mormon. FEARFEARFEAR)
Jonathan Safran Foer
Top 2 Favourite Bands (OR SINGERS! WHO AM I TO DISCRIMINATE! HAHA!)
Radiohead
The Killers
I WAS GONNA DO MORE BUT THEN I WAS LIKE I CANT BE BOTHERED.
Favourite Flower:
NONE BECAUSE THATS A REALLY STUPID QUESTION
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
THE ONLY WAY TO BELONG, IS TO ACT LIKE YOU BELONG
I like today.
I don't like this RATHER RIDICULOUSLY SHIT BOOK mum gave me by lauren *GAG* conrad *GAG*. Its written so badly I'm beginning to question that it wasn't written by her but was instead written by a ridiculously stupid 5 year old that happens to know a lot about drugs and sex. AND THEN I REMEMBER, WITH LAUREN CONRAD, THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS LIMITLESS! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LAUGHABLY DUMB THING SHE'S GOING TO DO NEXT!
Go spin circles for me
Wound relentlessly
Around the words we used to sling
Oh, such torturous things
Always chewing up the only ones
I ever mean
If you're goin', then go
Go go go
If you're goin', then go
Go go go
Watch love
Get strangled by a kite's cold strings
Fall comes early and summer leaves
As a storm with the car keys....
I don't like this RATHER RIDICULOUSLY SHIT BOOK mum gave me by lauren *GAG* conrad *GAG*. Its written so badly I'm beginning to question that it wasn't written by her but was instead written by a ridiculously stupid 5 year old that happens to know a lot about drugs and sex. AND THEN I REMEMBER, WITH LAUREN CONRAD, THE LEVEL OF STUPIDITY IS LIMITLESS! YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LAUGHABLY DUMB THING SHE'S GOING TO DO NEXT!
Go spin circles for me
Wound relentlessly
Around the words we used to sling
Oh, such torturous things
Always chewing up the only ones
I ever mean
If you're goin', then go
Go go go
If you're goin', then go
Go go go
Watch love
Get strangled by a kite's cold strings
Fall comes early and summer leaves
As a storm with the car keys....
Camping with Campin with Katter, fishin with Katter, who'd come a shootin with Katter and me?
LOL THEY JUST MADE VOTING GREENS SEEM GAY AND RIDICULOUSLY LAME.
I WANT TO SLAP THEM IN THE FACE AND HUG THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
"The reporting was so good they decided to ditch their own channel 9 reporter, and just show a massive screen with Kerry on it."
I WANT TO SLAP THEM IN THE FACE AND HUG THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
"The reporting was so good they decided to ditch their own channel 9 reporter, and just show a massive screen with Kerry on it."
"ohh theres grape, strawberry, green apple, .... orangeandlemon..."
people that climb the 1000 steps for fun are gay and stupid.
hence their wearing of fluorescent tracksuits saying 'juicy' on the back and their ridiculous but rather comical bandanas.
Harro makes ridiculous, blatantly false accusations about life on a regular basis, (yes, this assignment is being graded. It will effect you FOR LIFE," but he was pretty much 'on the ball' with the whole, 'the 1000 steps is going to make you vomit and POSSIBLY DIE' thing.
then again, I'm just an uncomfortably unfit average joe, so WHADDO I KNOW, HEY?!?!?!?
HEY..?!?!...?.?........?
... im glad this was over blogger so i wont be able to see peoples pity laughs.
just.
going.
now....
hence their wearing of fluorescent tracksuits saying 'juicy' on the back and their ridiculous but rather comical bandanas.
Harro makes ridiculous, blatantly false accusations about life on a regular basis, (yes, this assignment is being graded. It will effect you FOR LIFE," but he was pretty much 'on the ball' with the whole, 'the 1000 steps is going to make you vomit and POSSIBLY DIE' thing.
then again, I'm just an uncomfortably unfit average joe, so WHADDO I KNOW, HEY?!?!?!?
HEY..?!?!...?.?........?
... im glad this was over blogger so i wont be able to see peoples pity laughs.
just.
going.
now....
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
LOL FUCK I LOVE THESE CONVERSATIONS
21:31Tully
..... cos sheep generally go sort of baaaaa
21:31Me
and wild boars go... some sound?
21:32Tully
wild boar?
what do pigs go?
21:32Me
honk?
21:32Tully
snortle?
21:32Me
like huuuuuuuu
yeah like a snort honk thing
like huuuuughsdGB
21:33Tully
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i have never heard a pig make that noise
21:33Me
yeah like, huuuuuuu but like a lkuuu at the start
like hluukuuuuuu
21:34Tully
?i asked mum and she says the traditional version is oink but i have never haerd a pig make that noise
* heard
21:35Me
ohh yeah the tradition is oink
but it doesnt actually sound like that
its more, hluuuuuuukkkkk
21:35Tully
since wen do pigs eva make a noise like that
21:35Me
which, oink or hluuuuk? because they totally make my version of the noise
21:35Tully
im still not getting that 1
both
21:36Me
ynow, it starts with a huuuu and then a sort of smasm kluuuuu thing
21:36Tully
oh yeah i get you now. like a huuuuklujjjj
..... cos sheep generally go sort of baaaaa
21:31Me
and wild boars go... some sound?
21:32Tully
wild boar?
what do pigs go?
21:32Me
honk?
21:32Tully
snortle?
21:32Me
like huuuuuuuu
yeah like a snort honk thing
like huuuuughsdGB
21:33Tully
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
i have never heard a pig make that noise
21:33Me
yeah like, huuuuuuu but like a lkuuu at the start
like hluukuuuuuu
21:34Tully
?i asked mum and she says the traditional version is oink but i have never haerd a pig make that noise
* heard
21:35Me
ohh yeah the tradition is oink
but it doesnt actually sound like that
its more, hluuuuuuukkkkk
21:35Tully
since wen do pigs eva make a noise like that
21:35Me
which, oink or hluuuuk? because they totally make my version of the noise
21:35Tully
im still not getting that 1
both
21:36Me
ynow, it starts with a huuuu and then a sort of smasm kluuuuu thing
21:36Tully
oh yeah i get you now. like a huuuuklujjjj
I need a mood ring to tell whether I'm happy or sad
You piss me off.
And I mean that as a generalization for pretty much everyone today.
You have a knack for making me depressed. Even when you make me happy its happy/depressed. Or laughing/depressed.
I remember that time when I was in Vanuatu with Adam and Erin and I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.
I want to go back to that time.
So bad.
So.
Bad.
It's funny how you don't realise how good shit is until its over.
It's funny how nobody appreciates everything.
it's funny how everyones selfish.
It's funny how sometimes I wish I was the only person alive.
Its funny how there are some days where I absolutely hate everyone at Carey and the whole stupid system and I just want to leave or scream at someone because nobody. understands.
Nobody nobody nobody.
Sometimes I despise it all. It's like everyone are illiterate fuckheads who don't associate with me at all and who I don't want to be associated with.
It's funny how sometimes we can feel the most alone when we're surrounded by people.
It gets pretty lonely to be anyone, ...right?
And I mean that as a generalization for pretty much everyone today.
You have a knack for making me depressed. Even when you make me happy its happy/depressed. Or laughing/depressed.
I remember that time when I was in Vanuatu with Adam and Erin and I was the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.
I want to go back to that time.
So bad.
So.
Bad.
It's funny how you don't realise how good shit is until its over.
It's funny how nobody appreciates everything.
it's funny how everyones selfish.
It's funny how sometimes I wish I was the only person alive.
Its funny how there are some days where I absolutely hate everyone at Carey and the whole stupid system and I just want to leave or scream at someone because nobody. understands.
Nobody nobody nobody.
Sometimes I despise it all. It's like everyone are illiterate fuckheads who don't associate with me at all and who I don't want to be associated with.
It's funny how sometimes we can feel the most alone when we're surrounded by people.
It gets pretty lonely to be anyone, ...right?
I'm not living, I'm just killing time
You know life sucks when your mum says she'll let you stay up to watch Q&A if you have a decent conversation with grandma.
Ah, political television enticement.
What fun.
Anyways. For once I actually have nothing to blog about. I'm just sitting here in my room eating stale pretzels and reading the social science book that is trying to turn me into a vegetarian. Life is boring.
Might go rearrange my bookshelves now. Or do something equally as intense and exciting.
If I could be, who you wanted, if I could be, who you wanted, all the time, all the time.
Ah, political television enticement.
What fun.
Anyways. For once I actually have nothing to blog about. I'm just sitting here in my room eating stale pretzels and reading the social science book that is trying to turn me into a vegetarian. Life is boring.
Might go rearrange my bookshelves now. Or do something equally as intense and exciting.
If I could be, who you wanted, if I could be, who you wanted, all the time, all the time.
Monday, August 23, 2010
True Love Awaits- Radiohead
Is it awkward that I was just listening to this song and it made me cry?
I don't think I can describe how beautiful this song is.
And how powerful.
And how sad it makes me.
And how happy it makes me? But happy in that way where it hurts you in the chest and you... yeah start crying.
God this band is amazing. All you have to do is look at the lyrics to Creep and you just get it.
Since that's exactly how i feel right now.
"When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
I don't belong here..."
Its so true. It is so, so true.
I'm just going to listen to true love awaits for an hour now.
The live version is mindblowing.
Actually ynow what im NOT leaving yet.
Deal with it bitches.
THE PROBLEM IS MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY GOING REALLY SWELL RIGHT NOW EXCEPT FOR THAT NIGGLING DOUBT THAT I'M TOTALLY OUT OF PLACE AND NOT AT ALL WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, AND ALSO THAT NIGGLING DOUBT THAT COMES WITH YOU GENERALLY BEING THERE.
i feel like I'm being myself. I think I'm being myself. Am i being myself?
The problem is I want to discuss things. With people. I want to discuss books with someone. And have long discussions about the world with people, discussions about stuff like poetry and philosophy and whatever. AndI want to spend hours talking about folk and darren hanlon. I want to talk about politics with people, and I don't care if that isn't cool.
People that know so little about politics piss me off so much. I actually prefer people that love Liberal if they actually know something about politics, and have half a brain. its the ones that know bugger all that piss me off. Even if they're like, OH YEAH I LOVE THE GREENS HAHA EW LIBERAL, when you don't even know anything about the greens or the liberals except the libs are conservative and the greens are 'FORWARD THINKING!' Like seriously, watch the news for once instead of chasing cats down the street. THERE WAS AN ELECTION ON, HELLO?!
Anyway yeah. I think it would make me happy to never have to try and be normal again. I want to leave normal behind. I want to leave everything behind. Especially you. Since you make me unhappy. Very much so.
I don't think I can describe how beautiful this song is.
And how powerful.
And how sad it makes me.
And how happy it makes me? But happy in that way where it hurts you in the chest and you... yeah start crying.
God this band is amazing. All you have to do is look at the lyrics to Creep and you just get it.
Since that's exactly how i feel right now.
"When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
I don't belong here..."
Its so true. It is so, so true.
I'm just going to listen to true love awaits for an hour now.
The live version is mindblowing.
Actually ynow what im NOT leaving yet.
Deal with it bitches.
THE PROBLEM IS MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY GOING REALLY SWELL RIGHT NOW EXCEPT FOR THAT NIGGLING DOUBT THAT I'M TOTALLY OUT OF PLACE AND NOT AT ALL WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, AND ALSO THAT NIGGLING DOUBT THAT COMES WITH YOU GENERALLY BEING THERE.
i feel like I'm being myself. I think I'm being myself. Am i being myself?
The problem is I want to discuss things. With people. I want to discuss books with someone. And have long discussions about the world with people, discussions about stuff like poetry and philosophy and whatever. AndI want to spend hours talking about folk and darren hanlon. I want to talk about politics with people, and I don't care if that isn't cool.
People that know so little about politics piss me off so much. I actually prefer people that love Liberal if they actually know something about politics, and have half a brain. its the ones that know bugger all that piss me off. Even if they're like, OH YEAH I LOVE THE GREENS HAHA EW LIBERAL, when you don't even know anything about the greens or the liberals except the libs are conservative and the greens are 'FORWARD THINKING!' Like seriously, watch the news for once instead of chasing cats down the street. THERE WAS AN ELECTION ON, HELLO?!
Anyway yeah. I think it would make me happy to never have to try and be normal again. I want to leave normal behind. I want to leave everything behind. Especially you. Since you make me unhappy. Very much so.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
STOP BREATHING INTO MY FACE BITCH! also known as: i DO LIKE silence!!
sex: WHO KNOWS!?! JOKES IM PROBABLY A GIRL RIGHT ABOUT NOW
siblings: one pretty darn cool brother named Adam.
eye color: fuck um... brown? green? does anyone check eye colours these days?
what are you wearing: leggings, a russel brand shirt and my dads trash colour jumper. LOOKIN FINEEE YO
righty or lefty: leftyyy
who are your closest friends: JESUS
best place for a date: a stripclub in a dark alley.
favorite place to shop: lotsa places. avenue bookstore, jb hi fi, retrostar, ....coles?
favorite color: green. I JUST LOVE NATURE
favorite number: 4. wait no 3. or 7. 5 maybe?
favorite boys’ name: jake or finn. fo shiz.
favorite girls’ name: caitlin <3
favorite sport: trampolining. also chess.
favorite month: december.
favorite movie: FUCK YOU I CANT PICK. big fish maybe? that was the first thing that came into my head.
~ have you ever ~
made yourself throw up: no way bro.
gone skinny dipping: sure have. its so freeinggggggggg.
eaten a dog: what the fuck? no. god no.
put your tongue on a frozen pole: i live in australia. we don't tend to have many frozen poles lying around for me to casually lick.
loved someone so much it made you cry: shamefully yes. im straight out of a neighbours episode.
broken a bone: yup. im hardcore yo.
been in a physical fight: no... unless choking my cousin when i was 10 counts. which i dont think it does. since that was gay and lame.
been in a police car: heh, yes. it was surprisingly fun. YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
been on a plane: you know it.
come close to dying: not that i know of.
been in a sauna: yeah babe. i sauna naked. all the time. sweating is hot.
been in a hot tub: yeppp. while drinking martinis and shit.
cried when someone died: uhuh. but im a lucky child. not many people i know have died yet. so yeah life yay..
cried in school: nup. i have this thing where i dont cry in public. I JUST CRY IN MY ROOM. ALL THE TIME. WHILE SITTING IN THE CORNER AND CUTTING MYSELF. wait what?
fallen off your chair: of course. don't underestimate the unco-ness of the caitlinator.
waited for someone to call all night: haha no. the night is for sleeping ya tard.
saved aim/msn conversations: no. thats a little bit gay.
fallen for one of your best friends: dont you have to have friends to fall in love with them? LOL JKS I HAVE FRIENDS. I PROMISE. THEY'RE JUST NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.
made out with just a friend: alll the ti-imeee. im a playaaaa bro.
~ what is ~
your good luck charm: dont have one bro. i've got all the luck i need right here *gestures to general brain area*
the best song you’ve ever heard: shit waaayyy to many to list. however i almost cry every time i listen to creep by radiohead and one crowded hour by augie march.
beside you: my snoring dog. SHUDDUPAYAFACE MAGGIE.
the last thing you ate: a bagel crisp. i just love dem bagel crisps.
best thing that happened to you all year: changing from a jerk to less of a jerk. finding out who i am. ynow, casually being enlightened and shit.
worst thing: losing someone? being ridiculously jealous? being super unhappy for no particular reason?
~ have you ever had ~
the chicken pox: when i was a cute little dimpled 4 year old.
a sore throat: yes... i have colds. surprise!
sex: no. my religion strictly believes in no physical or mental contact until after marriage. um kidding im an athiest that just happens to not get any.
stitches: nope. unless you count sowing! which i dabble in occasionally!
a broken nose: no. my nose is perfectly in tact and lookin fiiineee.
~ do you or would you ~
believe in love at first sight: hell no.
like school: some parts. the whole learning thing is a bit of a downer though.
eat a live hamster for one million dollars: shit. WAY TO MAKE ME WEIGH UP MY MORAL VALUES.
if you were stuck on an island, who would you want with you: michael cera. he'd HAVE to love me THEN! HAHAHAHA MARRY ME MICHAEL.
what makes you laugh the most: life. also seinfeld.
what makes you smile: nothing at all. I'm the awkward person you see smiling on public transport while they're alone.
~ last person ~
who called you: gracie.
you slow danced with: a fuckoad of people in dance today.
who told you they love you: my mum. FUCK DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY.
who you told you loved: my... mum cough* awkward *cough*
you had sex with: STOP BRINGING UP MY LACK OF PHYSICAL INTIMACY. IM SO ALONE *SOB*
you yelled at: lucy. over politics. lol fuck you tony abbot
you talked to: my dog. not mentally disabled, just quirky!
~ do you or are you ~
short: yes.
like filling these out: strangely a lot.
wear contacts or glasses: nah mate. my eyes are goin strong.
like yourself: a little too much. what can i say? im god.
get along with your family: depends who we're talking about.
obsessive compulsive: haha completely. im fucked up.
bulemic bulimic: no. vomiting isn't my thang.
anorexic: no. food is too much fun.
suicidal: not that i know of. LIFES A BLESSING AND ALL!!!! TREASURE IT AND SHIT.
~ final questions ~
what are you listening to right now: no one knows- queens of the stone age
what did you do yesterday: i finally saw scott pilgrim vs the world and bought a fullyyyy sickkkkk foo fighters bag in the city.
have you ever hated someone in your family: my mum. i love her and all, but also i have A BURNING, INTENSE HATE FOR HER.
have you ever gotten any awards: i've gotten smart person awards. cos im a nerd. AND PROUD OF IT!
what kind of car do you have or wish to have: i have no desire to own a car right now.
where do you want to get married: i don't at all really. i wouldn't mind eloping and doing it at some beach in barbados or something though. while wearing like shorts and a t-shirt. not THAT would be a fun story to tell at a dinner party!
if you could change anything, what would you change: i'd stop humanity from being fucked up. aka getting rid of religion
are you a good driver: i cant be a good driver if i don't drive. but i assume i'm naturally awesome, since thats generally the case with me.
do you own a lava lamp: i wish i did. fuck i wish i did.
how many remote controls are in your house: 5. i don't even know what half of them are for.
siblings: one pretty darn cool brother named Adam.
eye color: fuck um... brown? green? does anyone check eye colours these days?
what are you wearing: leggings, a russel brand shirt and my dads trash colour jumper. LOOKIN FINEEE YO
righty or lefty: leftyyy
who are your closest friends: JESUS
best place for a date: a stripclub in a dark alley.
favorite place to shop: lotsa places. avenue bookstore, jb hi fi, retrostar, ....coles?
favorite color: green. I JUST LOVE NATURE
favorite number: 4. wait no 3. or 7. 5 maybe?
favorite boys’ name: jake or finn. fo shiz.
favorite girls’ name: caitlin <3
favorite sport: trampolining. also chess.
favorite month: december.
favorite movie: FUCK YOU I CANT PICK. big fish maybe? that was the first thing that came into my head.
~ have you ever ~
made yourself throw up: no way bro.
gone skinny dipping: sure have. its so freeinggggggggg.
eaten a dog: what the fuck? no. god no.
put your tongue on a frozen pole: i live in australia. we don't tend to have many frozen poles lying around for me to casually lick.
loved someone so much it made you cry: shamefully yes. im straight out of a neighbours episode.
broken a bone: yup. im hardcore yo.
been in a physical fight: no... unless choking my cousin when i was 10 counts. which i dont think it does. since that was gay and lame.
been in a police car: heh, yes. it was surprisingly fun. YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
been on a plane: you know it.
come close to dying: not that i know of.
been in a sauna: yeah babe. i sauna naked. all the time. sweating is hot.
been in a hot tub: yeppp. while drinking martinis and shit.
cried when someone died: uhuh. but im a lucky child. not many people i know have died yet. so yeah life yay..
cried in school: nup. i have this thing where i dont cry in public. I JUST CRY IN MY ROOM. ALL THE TIME. WHILE SITTING IN THE CORNER AND CUTTING MYSELF. wait what?
fallen off your chair: of course. don't underestimate the unco-ness of the caitlinator.
waited for someone to call all night: haha no. the night is for sleeping ya tard.
saved aim/msn conversations: no. thats a little bit gay.
fallen for one of your best friends: dont you have to have friends to fall in love with them? LOL JKS I HAVE FRIENDS. I PROMISE. THEY'RE JUST NOT HERE RIGHT NOW.
made out with just a friend: alll the ti-imeee. im a playaaaa bro.
~ what is ~
your good luck charm: dont have one bro. i've got all the luck i need right here *gestures to general brain area*
the best song you’ve ever heard: shit waaayyy to many to list. however i almost cry every time i listen to creep by radiohead and one crowded hour by augie march.
beside you: my snoring dog. SHUDDUPAYAFACE MAGGIE.
the last thing you ate: a bagel crisp. i just love dem bagel crisps.
best thing that happened to you all year: changing from a jerk to less of a jerk. finding out who i am. ynow, casually being enlightened and shit.
worst thing: losing someone? being ridiculously jealous? being super unhappy for no particular reason?
~ have you ever had ~
the chicken pox: when i was a cute little dimpled 4 year old.
a sore throat: yes... i have colds. surprise!
sex: no. my religion strictly believes in no physical or mental contact until after marriage. um kidding im an athiest that just happens to not get any.
stitches: nope. unless you count sowing! which i dabble in occasionally!
a broken nose: no. my nose is perfectly in tact and lookin fiiineee.
~ do you or would you ~
believe in love at first sight: hell no.
like school: some parts. the whole learning thing is a bit of a downer though.
eat a live hamster for one million dollars: shit. WAY TO MAKE ME WEIGH UP MY MORAL VALUES.
if you were stuck on an island, who would you want with you: michael cera. he'd HAVE to love me THEN! HAHAHAHA MARRY ME MICHAEL.
what makes you laugh the most: life. also seinfeld.
what makes you smile: nothing at all. I'm the awkward person you see smiling on public transport while they're alone.
~ last person ~
who called you: gracie.
you slow danced with: a fuckoad of people in dance today.
who told you they love you: my mum. FUCK DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY.
who you told you loved: my... mum cough* awkward *cough*
you had sex with: STOP BRINGING UP MY LACK OF PHYSICAL INTIMACY. IM SO ALONE *SOB*
you yelled at: lucy. over politics. lol fuck you tony abbot
you talked to: my dog. not mentally disabled, just quirky!
~ do you or are you ~
short: yes.
like filling these out: strangely a lot.
wear contacts or glasses: nah mate. my eyes are goin strong.
like yourself: a little too much. what can i say? im god.
get along with your family: depends who we're talking about.
obsessive compulsive: haha completely. im fucked up.
bulemic bulimic: no. vomiting isn't my thang.
anorexic: no. food is too much fun.
suicidal: not that i know of. LIFES A BLESSING AND ALL!!!! TREASURE IT AND SHIT.
~ final questions ~
what are you listening to right now: no one knows- queens of the stone age
what did you do yesterday: i finally saw scott pilgrim vs the world and bought a fullyyyy sickkkkk foo fighters bag in the city.
have you ever hated someone in your family: my mum. i love her and all, but also i have A BURNING, INTENSE HATE FOR HER.
have you ever gotten any awards: i've gotten smart person awards. cos im a nerd. AND PROUD OF IT!
what kind of car do you have or wish to have: i have no desire to own a car right now.
where do you want to get married: i don't at all really. i wouldn't mind eloping and doing it at some beach in barbados or something though. while wearing like shorts and a t-shirt. not THAT would be a fun story to tell at a dinner party!
if you could change anything, what would you change: i'd stop humanity from being fucked up. aka getting rid of religion
are you a good driver: i cant be a good driver if i don't drive. but i assume i'm naturally awesome, since thats generally the case with me.
do you own a lava lamp: i wish i did. fuck i wish i did.
how many remote controls are in your house: 5. i don't even know what half of them are for.
We are Sex Bob-omb, and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff
GO OUT AND WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, MUTHA FUCKAAAS.
SDWHBSWrnaefeatnmd ITS VERY GOOD.
AND WEIRD.
AND FUNNY.
AND GOOD.
AND GOOD.
AND YEAH WATCH IT.
PLEASE.
michael cera makes me believe in God.
Not really but that sounds totally dramatic doesnt it?
I'm in lesbian with you Michael cera. I mean love.
"Whats the L word?"
"....Lesbian?"
"No."
".... Lesbi..ans?"
"It's love, stupid. I wasn't trying to trick you."
SDWHBSWrnaefeatnmd ITS VERY GOOD.
AND WEIRD.
AND FUNNY.
AND GOOD.
AND GOOD.
AND YEAH WATCH IT.
PLEASE.
michael cera makes me believe in God.
Not really but that sounds totally dramatic doesnt it?
I'm in lesbian with you Michael cera. I mean love.
"Whats the L word?"
"....Lesbian?"
"No."
".... Lesbi..ans?"
"It's love, stupid. I wasn't trying to trick you."
Saturday, August 21, 2010
I love it when your parents take you to work
Sometimes its cool to have parents that are journalists.
I've been at the ABC office since like 5.00 today and the mood is slowly getting more and more INTENSE and HYPED UP and FULL OF ANGERRRRR.
The sad part is, we're just choosing between two evils. EXCEPT TONY IS OBVIOUSLY THE BIGGEST EVIL aERJHnaerhnAeRB *CHAINSAW* *CHAINSAW*
Fuck I love the greens.
*Bob Brown comes on tv*
*caitlin rushes to the tv and stands, transfixed with a stoner smile on her face*
Dennis: Look, she's giggling like a little schoolgirl.
Annabelle: You do realise he's a gay 70 year old man, right?
Me: ... I try not to think about that.
The best part of tonight?
The seat I live in is the first seat ever to have been won by the greens.
Sometimes living in Richmond really is the shit.
ADAM BANDT. IS MA LIFE YO YO YO.
I've been at the ABC office since like 5.00 today and the mood is slowly getting more and more INTENSE and HYPED UP and FULL OF ANGERRRRR.
The sad part is, we're just choosing between two evils. EXCEPT TONY IS OBVIOUSLY THE BIGGEST EVIL aERJHnaerhnAeRB *CHAINSAW* *CHAINSAW*
Fuck I love the greens.
*Bob Brown comes on tv*
*caitlin rushes to the tv and stands, transfixed with a stoner smile on her face*
Dennis: Look, she's giggling like a little schoolgirl.
Annabelle: You do realise he's a gay 70 year old man, right?
Me: ... I try not to think about that.
The best part of tonight?
The seat I live in is the first seat ever to have been won by the greens.
Sometimes living in Richmond really is the shit.
ADAM BANDT. IS MA LIFE YO YO YO.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Australia is a fucking hole
I live in a country where politics is screwed.
Where politicians don't follow their hearts, the don't do the right thing because they know its right, only judge what they do by the results of opinion polls filled out by bogan australians that don't know shit about anything.
I live in a country where the two major parties dont believe in acting on climate change, don't believe in doing anything to save the environment of our planet, an environment that is getting swiftly destroyed by things like logging, over fishing, pollution, littering, factory farming and coral bleaching.
I live in a country where the two major parties don't believe in legalizing gay marriage, telling us that no, love isn't free, and no, we can't love whoever we want and be accepted for it.
I live in a country where the two major parties don't believe in getting rid of the stupid fucking queen we have who we don't even need or like, a society that thinks its fine to let someone rule over you and have shitloads of money just because they were born into the right family.
I live in a country where the two major parties think its fine to pour money into wars in which we kill thousands of muslims that haven't done anything other than followed their religion, and tell asylum seekers that live in places so horrible we can't even imagine them in our worst nightmares to fuck off, there not welcome in our country that has the most empty space in the world.
I live in a country where Tony Abbot has a pretty good chance of becoming Prime Minister.
I cannot wait to get the hell out of here.
Where politicians don't follow their hearts, the don't do the right thing because they know its right, only judge what they do by the results of opinion polls filled out by bogan australians that don't know shit about anything.
I live in a country where the two major parties dont believe in acting on climate change, don't believe in doing anything to save the environment of our planet, an environment that is getting swiftly destroyed by things like logging, over fishing, pollution, littering, factory farming and coral bleaching.
I live in a country where the two major parties don't believe in legalizing gay marriage, telling us that no, love isn't free, and no, we can't love whoever we want and be accepted for it.
I live in a country where the two major parties don't believe in getting rid of the stupid fucking queen we have who we don't even need or like, a society that thinks its fine to let someone rule over you and have shitloads of money just because they were born into the right family.
I live in a country where the two major parties think its fine to pour money into wars in which we kill thousands of muslims that haven't done anything other than followed their religion, and tell asylum seekers that live in places so horrible we can't even imagine them in our worst nightmares to fuck off, there not welcome in our country that has the most empty space in the world.
I live in a country where Tony Abbot has a pretty good chance of becoming Prime Minister.
I cannot wait to get the hell out of here.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Room Raiders FTWWWW
I would die without MTV.
And thats a harsh generalization, but still.
IM GOING TO MISS MY LIFE AS LIZ TONIGHT COS IM GONNA BE WAITRESSING AT SOME RANDOM GUY CHRIS'S PARTY AND MAKIN MONEY AND SHIT.
ew mr life.
but yeah yay money.
ANYWAY. SEEING SCOTT PILGRIM THIS WEEKEND.
FUCKIN PUMPED BRAAAH.
... *cough* tryhard *cough*
i think I'm going to get a balloon, and stick a picture of michael cera's face on it, which I will use to clutch in a completely sexual-rape way every time he comes up on the screen.
And in the silent parts everyone will hear me breathing really weirdly deeply and whispering 'miiichaellllll' under my breath.
But IT'LL ACTUALLY BE TOTALLY LOUD BECAUSE I WONT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MY RAPE THOUGHTS FROM BURSTING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
And thats a harsh generalization, but still.
IM GOING TO MISS MY LIFE AS LIZ TONIGHT COS IM GONNA BE WAITRESSING AT SOME RANDOM GUY CHRIS'S PARTY AND MAKIN MONEY AND SHIT.
ew mr life.
but yeah yay money.
ANYWAY. SEEING SCOTT PILGRIM THIS WEEKEND.
FUCKIN PUMPED BRAAAH.
... *cough* tryhard *cough*
i think I'm going to get a balloon, and stick a picture of michael cera's face on it, which I will use to clutch in a completely sexual-rape way every time he comes up on the screen.
And in the silent parts everyone will hear me breathing really weirdly deeply and whispering 'miiichaellllll' under my breath.
But IT'LL ACTUALLY BE TOTALLY LOUD BECAUSE I WONT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MY RAPE THOUGHTS FROM BURSTING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
STOP LOVING GOD
Just had an awesomely intellectual conversation with 'the ol' man' about religion and terrorism and communism and other words ending with ism.
I think I converted him to athiesm, which is fun.
It was cool. We spent like half an hour discussing why humanity is doomed and how nobody can ever live with eachother because we're all such religious jerks and anyway terrorists will eventually destroy the world.
umyeah LIFE'S A BLESSING.
..
ON THE PLUS SIDE, I TALKED TO YOU AGAIN TODAY.
nothings gonna happen and nobody really notices me but hey, at least I don't believe that in the beginning their were giant shellfish animals.
JKS IM AN INTENSE SCIENTOLOGIST.
JKS IM NOT AGAIN.
SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I DOUBLED JK'D YOU.
CANT KEEP UP YO.
I think I converted him to athiesm, which is fun.
It was cool. We spent like half an hour discussing why humanity is doomed and how nobody can ever live with eachother because we're all such religious jerks and anyway terrorists will eventually destroy the world.
umyeah LIFE'S A BLESSING.
..
ON THE PLUS SIDE, I TALKED TO YOU AGAIN TODAY.
nothings gonna happen and nobody really notices me but hey, at least I don't believe that in the beginning their were giant shellfish animals.
JKS IM AN INTENSE SCIENTOLOGIST.
JKS IM NOT AGAIN.
SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I DOUBLED JK'D YOU.
CANT KEEP UP YO.
GRUEN NATION- DONT LEAVE ME PLZ
I love wednesday nights.
YES WE CANberra ON NEXT.
AWDEGHEATHFNDEAD I LOVE LIFE.
Speaking of politics.
Please dont vote for Abbot, guys.
Please don't vote for Julia either.
NATIONAL SEX PARTY/THE GREENS FTW.
MARRY ME BOB BROWN <3
umyeah i'd write more deep political stuff but YES WE CANberra just started so, ynow, bye motha fuckaaaaas.
....ew me.
YES WE CANberra ON NEXT.
AWDEGHEATHFNDEAD I LOVE LIFE.
Speaking of politics.
Please dont vote for Abbot, guys.
Please don't vote for Julia either.
NATIONAL SEX PARTY/THE GREENS FTW.
MARRY ME BOB BROWN <3
umyeah i'd write more deep political stuff but YES WE CANberra just started so, ynow, bye motha fuckaaaaas.
....ew me.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Ahem. I think there was a typo there somewhere
What you SHOULD have written was,
'its weird. whenever I have a ridiculously long multiple hour conversation with CAITLIN, I have an awesome night and just like, go to bed thinking about her and stuff. And then when I don't talk to her that night I go to bed crying and wishing I'd talked to her because shes so special and amazing and all.
BUT NO. GUESS THE YEAR 10'S ARE COOLER.
not that im surprised.
Caitlin is kind of repulsive these days.
I mean seriously, whats with her obsession with Cat in the Hat?
It's not even funny.
Its like, a cat. And a hat. And like, a talking fish.
Gro-oss.
LOL JK WE ALL KNOW CAT IN THE HAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND IS MORE QUOTABLE THAN MEAN GIRLS.
"And you're ugly. Just like your mom."
(i spelt MOM the american way because it makes me feel cooler, okay? Like that feeling you get when you put on sunglasses with a leather jacket. Not that I do that ever. But still. It looks good on films. Or movies. Whichever. Both, really. Since they're the same thing. Films and movies I mean.)
'its weird. whenever I have a ridiculously long multiple hour conversation with CAITLIN, I have an awesome night and just like, go to bed thinking about her and stuff. And then when I don't talk to her that night I go to bed crying and wishing I'd talked to her because shes so special and amazing and all.
BUT NO. GUESS THE YEAR 10'S ARE COOLER.
not that im surprised.
Caitlin is kind of repulsive these days.
I mean seriously, whats with her obsession with Cat in the Hat?
It's not even funny.
Its like, a cat. And a hat. And like, a talking fish.
Gro-oss.
LOL JK WE ALL KNOW CAT IN THE HAT IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE AND IS MORE QUOTABLE THAN MEAN GIRLS.
"And you're ugly. Just like your mom."
(i spelt MOM the american way because it makes me feel cooler, okay? Like that feeling you get when you put on sunglasses with a leather jacket. Not that I do that ever. But still. It looks good on films. Or movies. Whichever. Both, really. Since they're the same thing. Films and movies I mean.)
Jonas Brothers: Living the 'Dream is actually the worst show I have ever seen.
And I used to watch M.A.S.H, so thats a big statement.
Its so painfully scripted and dull.
They just spent 10 minutes showing Joe cooking a meal and then getting his family to eat the meal. "I know regularly exercising and having a healthy diet is the right choice for me!" -Joe.
Pftttttt have fun with that, mr 'I don't fuck people before marriage.'
i hope you and Miley go fall into a moderately deep well. YEAH, I WENT THERE.
Its so painfully scripted and dull.
They just spent 10 minutes showing Joe cooking a meal and then getting his family to eat the meal. "I know regularly exercising and having a healthy diet is the right choice for me!" -Joe.
Pftttttt have fun with that, mr 'I don't fuck people before marriage.'
i hope you and Miley go fall into a moderately deep well. YEAH, I WENT THERE.
Monday, August 16, 2010
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT FINDS THIS FUNNY?!?!
LAUGH. SO HARD. EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE THIS.
The Cat: [as the cook] Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Did you just say “minutes away”? That’s impossible!
The Cat: [as the cook] You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Now, wait just a minute…
The Cat: [as the cook] And you’re ugly, just like your mum.
The Cat: [as the cook] Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Did you just say “minutes away”? That’s impossible!
The Cat: [as the cook] You’re not just wrong, you’re stupid.
The Cat: [as a cooking show host] Now, wait just a minute…
The Cat: [as the cook] And you’re ugly, just like your mum.
STRETCHED OUT LIKE A RUBBER BAND. FROM ONE PLANET TO THE NEXT.
WHY DO WE HAVE SO MUCH RUM/BRANDY IN OUR HOUSE?
HOW OLD ARE WE, 95?
LOL AWKS MUM AND DAD. REALLLLYYY AWKS.
umanywayz.
SUPER PUMPED FOR FRIDAY NIGHT IF WE PULL IT OFF.
I BET SOMETHING AWKWARD WILL HAPPEN THOUGH, KNOWING ME.
LIKE DAD WILL RANDOMLY DECIDE TO GO FOR A 12PM WALK DOWN TO THE RIVER, AND HE'LL FIND US. AND WE'LL ALL JUST LAUGHHH AND LAUGHHH.
AND CRY. AND CRY.
AND
CRY.
i actually cannot wait to see scott pilgrim though.
apparently its the most amazingly amazingly amazing movie evaaaa.
at least according to tumblr.
and i trust those peoples with ma life.
HOW OLD ARE WE, 95?
LOL AWKS MUM AND DAD. REALLLLYYY AWKS.
umanywayz.
SUPER PUMPED FOR FRIDAY NIGHT IF WE PULL IT OFF.
I BET SOMETHING AWKWARD WILL HAPPEN THOUGH, KNOWING ME.
LIKE DAD WILL RANDOMLY DECIDE TO GO FOR A 12PM WALK DOWN TO THE RIVER, AND HE'LL FIND US. AND WE'LL ALL JUST LAUGHHH AND LAUGHHH.
AND CRY. AND CRY.
AND
CRY.
i actually cannot wait to see scott pilgrim though.
apparently its the most amazingly amazingly amazing movie evaaaa.
at least according to tumblr.
and i trust those peoples with ma life.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Is it just, that how we manage, is not by love but force of habit?
Sorry. I was going to try and make all my blogs happy and funny but seriously, being morbid is so much more fun.
Sometimes I miss things like crazy, and sometimes the things I miss are the things i don't want to remember or be a part of ever again, ynow?
Peoples perception of happiness changes so much as you grow older.
Like, so much.
You need different things, or you want different things, or you think you should want differnent things, or do different things, or different. things. different. fuck.
I was never cool. I'm still not cool. I'm just a different not cool now. Before I didn't think I was not cool. Now I like not being cool. And hate not being cool.
Lets stop caring.
Lets start forgetting.
Lets leave and never come back.
Lets..
Lets...
Lets not overanalyze.
Lets just start living.
Without caring or thinking or worrying or caring or caring or caring or...
God I hate thinking. I wish I could just stop. Just switch it off.
I wish I could just speak up.
I wish I could just think of things to speak up about.
I wish everyone knew me and cared about me and loved me and acknowledged me and understood me.
I wish I understood me.
I wish I understood you.
Sometimes I miss things like crazy, and sometimes the things I miss are the things i don't want to remember or be a part of ever again, ynow?
Peoples perception of happiness changes so much as you grow older.
Like, so much.
You need different things, or you want different things, or you think you should want differnent things, or do different things, or different. things. different. fuck.
I was never cool. I'm still not cool. I'm just a different not cool now. Before I didn't think I was not cool. Now I like not being cool. And hate not being cool.
Lets stop caring.
Lets start forgetting.
Lets leave and never come back.
Lets..
Lets...
Lets not overanalyze.
Lets just start living.
Without caring or thinking or worrying or caring or caring or caring or...
God I hate thinking. I wish I could just stop. Just switch it off.
I wish I could just speak up.
I wish I could just think of things to speak up about.
I wish everyone knew me and cared about me and loved me and acknowledged me and understood me.
I wish I understood me.
I wish I understood you.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
ELELELELELELELELELELEL
funnnn times.
Saturday night/sunday morning was tres bon, as those jerks the french say.
BALLOONS + MACAROONS + OTHER JUNK FOOD + CHANNEL V/MTV MUSIC TURNED UP REALLY LOUD + FRIENDS + D&MS + WOULD YOU RATHERS (would you rather constantly vomit, or constantly wee? -Nina) + SLEEPING TOGETHER IN THE LIVING ROOM ON BLOW UP MATTRESSES + WEIRD HORROR MOVIES + CEEBS THINKING OF ANYTHING ELSE = A DARN WELL RECIPE FOR FUN!
Elodies room turns out to be the perfect location for talking about a certain awkward short, curly haired guy and taking amazingly cool photos ft balloons and awesome people.
And now I'm at home, delaying studying for my indo test and wishing I wasn't delaying it.
I HATE LEARNING.
Saturday night/sunday morning was tres bon, as those jerks the french say.
BALLOONS + MACAROONS + OTHER JUNK FOOD + CHANNEL V/MTV MUSIC TURNED UP REALLY LOUD + FRIENDS + D&MS + WOULD YOU RATHERS (would you rather constantly vomit, or constantly wee? -Nina) + SLEEPING TOGETHER IN THE LIVING ROOM ON BLOW UP MATTRESSES + WEIRD HORROR MOVIES + CEEBS THINKING OF ANYTHING ELSE = A DARN WELL RECIPE FOR FUN!
Elodies room turns out to be the perfect location for talking about a certain awkward short, curly haired guy and taking amazingly cool photos ft balloons and awesome people.
And now I'm at home, delaying studying for my indo test and wishing I wasn't delaying it.
I HATE LEARNING.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Well fuck.
It's times like this I actually detest you.
How could you keep something like this from me?
She's only one of the most important people in my life.
And you knew that.
If she's not okay I'm going to... i dont know.
cry i guess.
and then shout at you some more.
How could you keep something like this from me?
She's only one of the most important people in my life.
And you knew that.
If she's not okay I'm going to... i dont know.
cry i guess.
and then shout at you some more.
Your Face is Stupid
You also have the voice of a jerk.
GET OFF MY TV, YA JERK.
Something thats funny is that I just had a dream where I laughed for like 5 hours over the fact that someones last name was yam. And then I realised there last name wasn't yam and when everyone had been laughing they'd been laughing at me.
It was funny because yam is a funny word and also because it was a stupid dream.
ANYWAY GOOD MORNING AND STUFF PEOPLE.
GET OFF MY TV, YA JERK.
Something thats funny is that I just had a dream where I laughed for like 5 hours over the fact that someones last name was yam. And then I realised there last name wasn't yam and when everyone had been laughing they'd been laughing at me.
It was funny because yam is a funny word and also because it was a stupid dream.
ANYWAY GOOD MORNING AND STUFF PEOPLE.
HAVIN A BLAST, AND REAPING THE BENEFITS!
didn't that title remind you of some weird christian self help book?
anyways.
LIFE IS SO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW.
I DONT KNOW WHY
BUT LIKE
IVE BEEN ON A HIGH SINCE WEDNESDAY
AND ITS COOL
SINCE FOR LIKE, A MONTH THERE IT WAS LIKE CONSTANT DEPRESSION.
EVERY SECOND.
WHICH WAS DEPRESSING.
OBVIOUSLY.
BUT NOW ITS LIKE
IM ON THE RIGHT TRAIN
NEXT STOP,
SUCESS.
AND ITS FUN.
AND IM HAPPY.
WHICH IS COOL.
AND YEAH I DONT KNOW.
IM MOVING FORWARD.
(AM I ALSO JULIA GILLARD? WHO KNOWS!)
ANYWAYYY I THINK ISOLATING MYSELF FROM THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD IS A GOOD THING.
SO THATS WHAT IM DOING TO BE HAPPY.
IM ALSO EATING A LOT OF CEREAL.
THATS THE KEY, NON CAT PEOPLE.
anyways.
LIFE IS SO MUCH FUN RIGHT NOW.
I DONT KNOW WHY
BUT LIKE
IVE BEEN ON A HIGH SINCE WEDNESDAY
AND ITS COOL
SINCE FOR LIKE, A MONTH THERE IT WAS LIKE CONSTANT DEPRESSION.
EVERY SECOND.
WHICH WAS DEPRESSING.
OBVIOUSLY.
BUT NOW ITS LIKE
IM ON THE RIGHT TRAIN
NEXT STOP,
SUCESS.
AND ITS FUN.
AND IM HAPPY.
WHICH IS COOL.
AND YEAH I DONT KNOW.
IM MOVING FORWARD.
(AM I ALSO JULIA GILLARD? WHO KNOWS!)
ANYWAYYY I THINK ISOLATING MYSELF FROM THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD IS A GOOD THING.
SO THATS WHAT IM DOING TO BE HAPPY.
IM ALSO EATING A LOT OF CEREAL.
THATS THE KEY, NON CAT PEOPLE.
Something thats fun
THE WHIPPED CREAM AT BASKIN AND ROBBINS.
i'd like to get a job there just so i could quietly smuggle some of it into my purse.
Not that I have a purse.
I'm not gay.
I have A SHOULDER BAG.
AND IT WILL OWN ANY OF YOUR PURSES, PEOPLE.
UNLESS YOU'RE INDIANA JONES.
ROFLTTM
i'd like to get a job there just so i could quietly smuggle some of it into my purse.
Not that I have a purse.
I'm not gay.
I have A SHOULDER BAG.
AND IT WILL OWN ANY OF YOUR PURSES, PEOPLE.
UNLESS YOU'RE INDIANA JONES.
ROFLTTM
Thursday, August 12, 2010
THIS BLOG WILL MAKE SENSE
RUGS.
MAKE THE CARPET MORE EXCITING TO STEP ON.
THEY ALSO REMIND ME OF INDIA.
AND THE ANNOYING MAN FROM CARPET COURT.
AND TENTS WHERE PEOPLE READ TAROT CARDS.
PILLOWS.
ARE SOFT.
EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE NOT.
AND THEY FEEL LIKE WALL.
OR LIKE NOTHING EXCEPT A SLIP WITH A STRIP OF NOTHING INSIDE.
WOOD.
COMES FROM TREES.
AND IS REALLY CONVENIENT
TO USE
AS FURNITURE.
OR TO TOUCH WHEN YOU SAY TOUCH WOOD.
CAMILLE
MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY FUNNY.
BUT SHES STILL FILED UNDER MEATS IN MY BRAIN.
SO THE JOKES ON YOU.
MAKE THE CARPET MORE EXCITING TO STEP ON.
THEY ALSO REMIND ME OF INDIA.
AND THE ANNOYING MAN FROM CARPET COURT.
AND TENTS WHERE PEOPLE READ TAROT CARDS.
PILLOWS.
ARE SOFT.
EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE NOT.
AND THEY FEEL LIKE WALL.
OR LIKE NOTHING EXCEPT A SLIP WITH A STRIP OF NOTHING INSIDE.
WOOD.
COMES FROM TREES.
AND IS REALLY CONVENIENT
TO USE
AS FURNITURE.
OR TO TOUCH WHEN YOU SAY TOUCH WOOD.
CAMILLE
MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY FUNNY.
BUT SHES STILL FILED UNDER MEATS IN MY BRAIN.
SO THE JOKES ON YOU.
I WANNA BE A MUDMAN! also known as: IM BACK BABE!
IF YOU ARE HUMAN, YOU PROBABLY LIVE ON EARTH.
why this is funny: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER ITS A JOKE OR JUST A STATEMENT.
(EVEN I DON'T KNOW!)
(BUT I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A JOKE. SINCE I'M LAUGHING.)
(HOWEVER IT COULD ALSO BE A STATEMENT, BECAUSE IT'S QUITE TRUE.)
(I MEAN, IMAGINE A HUMAN LIVING ON MARS! WHAT A THOUGHT!)
WHEN I LOOK AT RED THINGS, I IMAGINE LAVA.
LOL JKS I JUST IMAGINE RED THINGS.
MY DOG LOOKS PAINED.
STOP IT, POODLE.
YOU'RE BRINGIN ME DOWN CRAZY LITTLE NUTTER!
READ ME AND WEEP.
why this is funny: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHETHER ITS A JOKE OR JUST A STATEMENT.
(EVEN I DON'T KNOW!)
(BUT I THINK IT'S PROBABLY A JOKE. SINCE I'M LAUGHING.)
(HOWEVER IT COULD ALSO BE A STATEMENT, BECAUSE IT'S QUITE TRUE.)
(I MEAN, IMAGINE A HUMAN LIVING ON MARS! WHAT A THOUGHT!)
WHEN I LOOK AT RED THINGS, I IMAGINE LAVA.
LOL JKS I JUST IMAGINE RED THINGS.
MY DOG LOOKS PAINED.
STOP IT, POODLE.
YOU'RE BRINGIN ME DOWN CRAZY LITTLE NUTTER!
READ ME AND WEEP.
IM LOVIN MY GOOD OLD MOOD
i'm in a good mood today.
ITS FUN.
JUST WANNA GO DANCIN OR SOMETHING.
LOL JOKES IM TOO UNCO.
HAHA.
HA.
IM FUNNY.
WOOOOO LIFE.
ITS A BLESSING.
ENJOY HER.
OR HIM.
IM NOT SEXIST.
OFTEN!
HAHA!
SERIOUSLY THOUGH MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL.
EXCEPT IN INTELLIGENCE.
HAHA!
KIDDING.
WE'RE THE SAME.
IM HAPPY.
BYE.
ITS FUN.
JUST WANNA GO DANCIN OR SOMETHING.
LOL JOKES IM TOO UNCO.
HAHA.
HA.
IM FUNNY.
WOOOOO LIFE.
ITS A BLESSING.
ENJOY HER.
OR HIM.
IM NOT SEXIST.
OFTEN!
HAHA!
SERIOUSLY THOUGH MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL.
EXCEPT IN INTELLIGENCE.
HAHA!
KIDDING.
WE'RE THE SAME.
IM HAPPY.
BYE.
DONT PUT CHOCOLATE NEAR THE CAITLIN-ATOR. ILL JUST EAT THEM. AND THEN FEEL SICK. AND THEN EAT THEM SOME MORE
I'm practically still shivering from walking down to the train station in the cold today.
Thank God for Karen and her umbrella.
LOL JKS IT JUST WENT INSIDE OUT AND ALMOST MADE ME LOOSE AN EYE.
so um yeah, thinking of bringing a raincoat and thermals to school tomorrow?
I'm thinking I will most probably have pie for dinner again tonight.
Since we seem to be having pie all the time these days.
And I don't care if you put gourmet in front of it, Baz.
It still doesn't change the fact that it's just a pie.
At least we're not having flan.
How could anything possibly taste good with a name like that?
Thank God for Karen and her umbrella.
LOL JKS IT JUST WENT INSIDE OUT AND ALMOST MADE ME LOOSE AN EYE.
so um yeah, thinking of bringing a raincoat and thermals to school tomorrow?
I'm thinking I will most probably have pie for dinner again tonight.
Since we seem to be having pie all the time these days.
And I don't care if you put gourmet in front of it, Baz.
It still doesn't change the fact that it's just a pie.
At least we're not having flan.
How could anything possibly taste good with a name like that?
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
REBELLLL
blogging at school because im awesome.
likin any book will do, in which i can listen to music and write poetry in class.
OR DO BOTH.
LIKE AT THE SAME TIME.
*mind explosion*
likin any book will do, in which i can listen to music and write poetry in class.
OR DO BOTH.
LIKE AT THE SAME TIME.
*mind explosion*
Still not studying.
Sadly, my huge wit/intellect hasn't been large enough to make the indo vocab disappear.
yet.
meanwhile, maggie is continuing to make weird, inhuman sounds from her side of the couch.
lol hate life.
yet.
meanwhile, maggie is continuing to make weird, inhuman sounds from her side of the couch.
lol hate life.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
blogging sure beats studying
ew indo tests.
i'm just going to put the vocab to one side and use my extremely massive intellect to make it disappear.
i still have the taste of baked flour in my mouth.
this is what happens when you try new things.
we always go to glenferrie. glenferrie is our thing. so why did i decide to go be retarded and buy awkwardly large amounts of crappy baked goods near auburn station instead?
stupido.
anywayyyy.
kinda SUPER PUMPED for after school friday and saturday/sunday morning.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE 3D MOVIES, I ASK WITH NO RESPONSE?
i'm just going to put the vocab to one side and use my extremely massive intellect to make it disappear.
i still have the taste of baked flour in my mouth.
this is what happens when you try new things.
we always go to glenferrie. glenferrie is our thing. so why did i decide to go be retarded and buy awkwardly large amounts of crappy baked goods near auburn station instead?
stupido.
anywayyyy.
kinda SUPER PUMPED for after school friday and saturday/sunday morning.
WHO DOESN'T LIKE 3D MOVIES, I ASK WITH NO RESPONSE?
I would like to go now
Just 4 more months.
I hope.
Otherwise I'm going to scream. Or go insane.
Or both.
At the same time.
I hope.
Otherwise I'm going to scream. Or go insane.
Or both.
At the same time.
OH BTW.
im in a really bad mood right now.
thats probably why i sound so fucked up.
i just spent 3 hours being locked outside of the house with nothing to do but play chess on my mac.
thats probably why i sound so fucked up.
i just spent 3 hours being locked outside of the house with nothing to do but play chess on my mac.
WOW IM MENTALLY UNSTABLE RIGHT NOW.
well today was fucking shit.
why is it that i care so much about being friends and you don't seem to give a crap?
is it really that hard to be bothered talking to me for more than five minutes a day?
i never thought you would be that type of person.
that would just leave someone for something 'better' and then never bother looking back.
i mean seriously, you have no idea how much you have fucked up my self esteem.
could you just stop being obsessed with her for one second and talk to me?
its like im drowning in it all.
"i wondered if there would come a time when we wouldn't be joking. what would that look like? how would that feel? When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. everything moved me. a dog following a stranger. that made me feel so much. a calendar that showed the wrong month. i could have cried over it. i did. i spent my life learning how to feel less. every day i felt less. is that growing old? or is it something worse? you cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness."
why is it that i care so much about being friends and you don't seem to give a crap?
is it really that hard to be bothered talking to me for more than five minutes a day?
i never thought you would be that type of person.
that would just leave someone for something 'better' and then never bother looking back.
i mean seriously, you have no idea how much you have fucked up my self esteem.
could you just stop being obsessed with her for one second and talk to me?
its like im drowning in it all.
"i wondered if there would come a time when we wouldn't be joking. what would that look like? how would that feel? When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. everything moved me. a dog following a stranger. that made me feel so much. a calendar that showed the wrong month. i could have cried over it. i did. i spent my life learning how to feel less. every day i felt less. is that growing old? or is it something worse? you cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness."
Monday, August 9, 2010
YEAH IM BLOGGING A LOT TODAY BUT WHAT CAN I SAY I LIKE TYPING THINGS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL IMPORTANT LIKE MY LIFE AMOUNTS TO SOMETHING.
I'm going to do another list because.. um i dont know.
NUMBERING.
1: even though i dont actually like you i enjoy flirting with you because it makes me feel loved and it gets pretty boring to be me
2: i get lonely a lot. but i think it gets pretty lonely to be anyone.
3: wanna know something obvious? im super insecure. lots of things make me more insecure, but i think thats just who i am. or thats what circumstances have lead me to be. except im not going to change because of it. because i like who i am. i just get freaked out other people dont like who i am. so i hide myself deep down so that nobody can see it and judge it. and now even if i want to show people who i am i cant. because its buried too far away. because i don't know who i am anymore. i change for everyone so much i can't tell who the real me is. its like im in those weird halls of mirrors at carnivals and i dont know which mirror is me anymore.
4: i can't tell people anything about myslelf. i just can't. i can't open up. i can never find the moment. or i can never find the words. or the words slip away and i don't know how to get them back. but there are so many things i want to say to you. infinite things. so many they're constantly jumping around in my head and it hurts because they're banging so hard. but when am i to know when to say them? i have no guts. its a shame.
5: i think i shake most when i'm nervous. or when i'm saying important things i don't want to say. im shaking quite a lot right now, actually.
6: even though i say it as a joke, i actually do want to be a hippy. i want to be dirt poor and live in a caravan with some pothead guy with long shaggy hair. i want to write poetry every day and get money by selling shit at flea markets. i want to spend my life travelling around the world, chasing bands and going to concerts every night, getting stoned while watching the sun go down, not caring that i don't have money. ceebs with life. ceebs with everything.
7: even though i don't like.. some people. or are different to them, i kind of like being accepted anyway. i like belonging. even if i dont belong and its all a lie. i like lies. i hide behind them so often they've become my friends.
NUMBERING.
1: even though i dont actually like you i enjoy flirting with you because it makes me feel loved and it gets pretty boring to be me
2: i get lonely a lot. but i think it gets pretty lonely to be anyone.
3: wanna know something obvious? im super insecure. lots of things make me more insecure, but i think thats just who i am. or thats what circumstances have lead me to be. except im not going to change because of it. because i like who i am. i just get freaked out other people dont like who i am. so i hide myself deep down so that nobody can see it and judge it. and now even if i want to show people who i am i cant. because its buried too far away. because i don't know who i am anymore. i change for everyone so much i can't tell who the real me is. its like im in those weird halls of mirrors at carnivals and i dont know which mirror is me anymore.
4: i can't tell people anything about myslelf. i just can't. i can't open up. i can never find the moment. or i can never find the words. or the words slip away and i don't know how to get them back. but there are so many things i want to say to you. infinite things. so many they're constantly jumping around in my head and it hurts because they're banging so hard. but when am i to know when to say them? i have no guts. its a shame.
5: i think i shake most when i'm nervous. or when i'm saying important things i don't want to say. im shaking quite a lot right now, actually.
6: even though i say it as a joke, i actually do want to be a hippy. i want to be dirt poor and live in a caravan with some pothead guy with long shaggy hair. i want to write poetry every day and get money by selling shit at flea markets. i want to spend my life travelling around the world, chasing bands and going to concerts every night, getting stoned while watching the sun go down, not caring that i don't have money. ceebs with life. ceebs with everything.
7: even though i don't like.. some people. or are different to them, i kind of like being accepted anyway. i like belonging. even if i dont belong and its all a lie. i like lies. i hide behind them so often they've become my friends.
....AND I'LL JUST... DIE.
hey caitlin learn another adjective apart from DIE please.
AWKWARD HOW MUCH I REFER TO MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON.
THIRD PERSON IS NEVER A GOOD THING.
also awkward how much i have baths.
but what can i say, they're relaxing for the soul.
and you can use scented candles and dim the lights and all.
wait what? this is starting to sound like a really bad porno.
but srsly, BATH = GOOD.
They allow me to multitask. READING + BECOMING CLEAN + EATING FOOD + LISTENING TO THE SOUNDS OF LIFE + THINKING ABOUT PIE.
*as a pointlessly cryptic sidenote- i'm kind of RIDICULOUSLY SICK OF YOU NOW.
what the fuck happened?
AWKWARD HOW MUCH I REFER TO MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON.
THIRD PERSON IS NEVER A GOOD THING.
also awkward how much i have baths.
but what can i say, they're relaxing for the soul.
and you can use scented candles and dim the lights and all.
wait what? this is starting to sound like a really bad porno.
but srsly, BATH = GOOD.
They allow me to multitask. READING + BECOMING CLEAN + EATING FOOD + LISTENING TO THE SOUNDS OF LIFE + THINKING ABOUT PIE.
*as a pointlessly cryptic sidenote- i'm kind of RIDICULOUSLY SICK OF YOU NOW.
what the fuck happened?
Sunday, August 8, 2010
FA-A-LLING
I was really stupid today.
Especially around Lissy.
I think it all started out in science when I spent 20 minutes looking at my ruler and stroking various surfaces.
And I kept on making these awkward, not funny calls like, every ten minutes that would just hang in the air for a few moments before the conversation moved on.
Direct Quote that I wrote in Lissys Diary:
LISSY IS HOT. FRM LISSY. LOL FUNNY.
awkward because it WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL CAITLIN.
unless you're caitlin.
which is just me.
oh..
Especially around Lissy.
I think it all started out in science when I spent 20 minutes looking at my ruler and stroking various surfaces.
And I kept on making these awkward, not funny calls like, every ten minutes that would just hang in the air for a few moments before the conversation moved on.
Direct Quote that I wrote in Lissys Diary:
LISSY IS HOT. FRM LISSY. LOL FUNNY.
awkward because it WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL CAITLIN.
unless you're caitlin.
which is just me.
oh..
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN, RUN RUN RUN RUN, RUN RUN RUN RUN LETS HAVE SOME FUN FUN FUN FUN UGH CEEBS
THE CAT EMPIRE WAS DASHFGedhjET WOW.
FELIX IS POSSIBLY THE HOTTEST GUY EVER TO WALK THE EARTH AND THE OTHER SINGER IS... A PRETTY GOOD SINGER AND DOES CRAZY EXCITING IMPROV SINGING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS LACK OF ATTRACTIVENESS.
I'D WRITE LIKE, 50 PAGES ON IT BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO STALK THEIR LIVES.
cos im awkward like that.
FELIX IS POSSIBLY THE HOTTEST GUY EVER TO WALK THE EARTH AND THE OTHER SINGER IS... A PRETTY GOOD SINGER AND DOES CRAZY EXCITING IMPROV SINGING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS LACK OF ATTRACTIVENESS.
I'D WRITE LIKE, 50 PAGES ON IT BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO STALK THEIR LIVES.
cos im awkward like that.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Quill
Feeling quite confident that I will somehow manage to get lost when I go to Camberwell today.
I don't know why, but for some reason the moment I enter Camberwell I get this huge feeling of total bewilderment, and can't really understand where I am or exactly how I got there in the first place.
The funny thing is, everyone else has a firm grasp on the suburb, and go there so often they can locate Sportsgirl in their sleep, so I end up seeming hugely mentally retarded and generally incapable of anything when I admit i can't get back to the train station from the Rivoli, or I can't get to the gift ware store that sells porcelain cats from the optometrist down the road.
So I end up spending a good 10 minutes just sort of standing in this bubble of extreme stupidity and confusion, not really thinking about moving before I manage to locate my phone and frantically call someone.
Oh well.
I'm like that all the time, I guess!
AHHAHA, haha, ha...
I don't know why, but for some reason the moment I enter Camberwell I get this huge feeling of total bewilderment, and can't really understand where I am or exactly how I got there in the first place.
The funny thing is, everyone else has a firm grasp on the suburb, and go there so often they can locate Sportsgirl in their sleep, so I end up seeming hugely mentally retarded and generally incapable of anything when I admit i can't get back to the train station from the Rivoli, or I can't get to the gift ware store that sells porcelain cats from the optometrist down the road.
So I end up spending a good 10 minutes just sort of standing in this bubble of extreme stupidity and confusion, not really thinking about moving before I manage to locate my phone and frantically call someone.
Oh well.
I'm like that all the time, I guess!
AHHAHA, haha, ha...
"I can just imagine us, like Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson"
I always seem to have intense facebook conversations with you.
Because you actually GET INTO them, and FOR SOME REASON WE TALK IN CAPITALS THE WHOLE TIME TO ADD DRAMA OR SOMETHING.
AND THEN I START TALKING IN CAPITALS TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY'RE LIKE WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AND IM LIKE WHAT IM NOT.
I MEAN, what I'm not.
lol ily.
Because you actually GET INTO them, and FOR SOME REASON WE TALK IN CAPITALS THE WHOLE TIME TO ADD DRAMA OR SOMETHING.
AND THEN I START TALKING IN CAPITALS TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY'RE LIKE WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AND IM LIKE WHAT IM NOT.
I MEAN, what I'm not.
lol ily.
Thursday, August 5, 2010
I LIKE WRITING LISTS BECAUSE IT PUTS MY BRAIN INTO CONVENIENT CATEGORIES OR WORDS TO THAT EFFECT
Things I don't like:
Missing trains and looking at people quietly laugh to themselves as you stand there panting on the platform.
Being in baths so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, scary looking prune.
Writing so much you get a sore hand and have to rest it on the table for awhile.
Falling over in public over nothing at all and feeling ridiculously incompetent at life.
Accidentally getting books wet. (Can also be done while being in a bath for so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, very scary looking prune. Making it double as unpleasant.)
Pillows in hotels that you know are actually slabs of cement that slightly resemble pillows.
Stupid shaped ornaments that people litter over their houses. Just because it's modern, doesn't mean its any less repulsive looking.
Things that taste like plastic or wall.
Things I like:
Being in log cabins in winter and feeling indescribably cosy.
Clothes that are exciting to touch even though you know you'd never wear them. Like leathers or furs.
People with inhumanly large or inhumanly small heads.
Falling asleep in cars.
Being thirsty and then having water and not being thirsty.
People with amusing moustaches.
Swimming in the ocean for hours in summer
Laughing so hard you can't breathe and look mentally disabled.
Alpacas and people that look like alpacas
Being obsessed with Lick-A-Prize paddle pops in summer just cos Molly is obsessed with them and then not having them for the rest of the year.
Life.
(I bet you thought I'd start with things I like, because thats what most people do. But I didn't! Wasn't that an exciting thing to do? Actually it's making me feel uncomfortable. I might change it later.)
Missing trains and looking at people quietly laugh to themselves as you stand there panting on the platform.
Being in baths so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, scary looking prune.
Writing so much you get a sore hand and have to rest it on the table for awhile.
Falling over in public over nothing at all and feeling ridiculously incompetent at life.
Accidentally getting books wet. (Can also be done while being in a bath for so long the water gets cold and you start to resemble a very large, very scary looking prune. Making it double as unpleasant.)
Pillows in hotels that you know are actually slabs of cement that slightly resemble pillows.
Stupid shaped ornaments that people litter over their houses. Just because it's modern, doesn't mean its any less repulsive looking.
Things that taste like plastic or wall.
Things I like:
Being in log cabins in winter and feeling indescribably cosy.
Clothes that are exciting to touch even though you know you'd never wear them. Like leathers or furs.
People with inhumanly large or inhumanly small heads.
Falling asleep in cars.
Being thirsty and then having water and not being thirsty.
People with amusing moustaches.
Swimming in the ocean for hours in summer
Laughing so hard you can't breathe and look mentally disabled.
Alpacas and people that look like alpacas
Being obsessed with Lick-A-Prize paddle pops in summer just cos Molly is obsessed with them and then not having them for the rest of the year.
Life.
(I bet you thought I'd start with things I like, because thats what most people do. But I didn't! Wasn't that an exciting thing to do? Actually it's making me feel uncomfortable. I might change it later.)
Watch me, writing poetry. Isn't that cool? It's cool right? Please love me now.
Here's an excert from the brilliant, witty, keen mind of Caitlin and her brilliant, witty, keen poetry.
Actually, wanna know how keen my mind is?
Sometimes, my jokes are so intelligent and comical, people aren't smart enough to understand them, and think I'm just being unfunny or whatever.
Yeah, its not cos my jokes aren't funny.
It's you that's at fault here, buddy.
Go read a book or something.
I hear its good for the brain.
Maybe then you'll get my creative genius.
Ahem.
Listen to the water,
Listen to the waves crashing on the shore,
A dull roar in the distance.
Are we taking comfort, in the sounds of the ocean?
Perhaps we all are.
Maybe we know that as time fades away,
And the world moves on,
The sound of the sea will never fade,
Even as life fades and morphs,
Into things we don’t understand,
Or don't want to understand.
For if this world holds no happiness,
We will create a new world,
And in our world these memories will stay,
Together with us, in this moment,
Forever
Actually, wanna know how keen my mind is?
Sometimes, my jokes are so intelligent and comical, people aren't smart enough to understand them, and think I'm just being unfunny or whatever.
Yeah, its not cos my jokes aren't funny.
It's you that's at fault here, buddy.
Go read a book or something.
I hear its good for the brain.
Maybe then you'll get my creative genius.
Ahem.
Listen to the water,
Listen to the waves crashing on the shore,
A dull roar in the distance.
Are we taking comfort, in the sounds of the ocean?
Perhaps we all are.
Maybe we know that as time fades away,
And the world moves on,
The sound of the sea will never fade,
Even as life fades and morphs,
Into things we don’t understand,
Or don't want to understand.
For if this world holds no happiness,
We will create a new world,
And in our world these memories will stay,
Together with us, in this moment,
Forever
I hate that awkward moment when you accidently look at rhubarb and get instantly repulsed
I hope when I get old I don't start randomly losing my tastebuds.
It is my mission in life for boiled cabbage to never appeal to me
It is my mission in life for boiled cabbage to never appeal to me
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
I can't really be bothered anymore
So like, is there really any point?
I mean, even if we don't admit it out loud, we never see eachother any more and like, to be honest, we really aren't the same.
The way we used to be.
And whatever, it's cool and stuff, its just like I'm pretending nothing ever happened and its stupid.
Something happened.
And there are a whole lotta people that are more fun than me that know you a whole lot better than me right now.
Lets put it out in the open.
So it isn't awkward anymore.
We have different friends.
And I'm moving in a different direction.
Because of the people I hang out with.
Like, I can feel myself slowly learning to talk in a girly way, and shriek about shoes, and flick back my hair.
Anything to fit in, right...
?
I mean, even if we don't admit it out loud, we never see eachother any more and like, to be honest, we really aren't the same.
The way we used to be.
And whatever, it's cool and stuff, its just like I'm pretending nothing ever happened and its stupid.
Something happened.
And there are a whole lotta people that are more fun than me that know you a whole lot better than me right now.
Lets put it out in the open.
So it isn't awkward anymore.
We have different friends.
And I'm moving in a different direction.
Because of the people I hang out with.
Like, I can feel myself slowly learning to talk in a girly way, and shriek about shoes, and flick back my hair.
Anything to fit in, right...
?
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Well, haven't the tables turned.
So it seemed my secret tumblr is no longer a secret, and is now simply a tumblr.
Since at least 5 people know about it now, and its been linked on facebook.
Yay.
Ynow why I kept a secret tumblr?
Because it meant I could say anything, anything at all, without having to worry about someone reading it and judging me.
It was like a release.
i could say whatever was on my mind, no matter how buried within me it was, and know that nobody would see it.
It was like screaming as loud as you wanted to because nobody could hear you.
But then people saw it.
And I had to delete things.
And edit things.
And reword.
Because theres still some things buried so deep nobody knows them.
Not even the half of it.
But now I have to watch myself again. Because people are watching. And I'll go through things in my head to see how they sound, to see if they make me seem cool.
And I'll hold back.
And it'll suck.
Since at least 5 people know about it now, and its been linked on facebook.
Yay.
Ynow why I kept a secret tumblr?
Because it meant I could say anything, anything at all, without having to worry about someone reading it and judging me.
It was like a release.
i could say whatever was on my mind, no matter how buried within me it was, and know that nobody would see it.
It was like screaming as loud as you wanted to because nobody could hear you.
But then people saw it.
And I had to delete things.
And edit things.
And reword.
Because theres still some things buried so deep nobody knows them.
Not even the half of it.
But now I have to watch myself again. Because people are watching. And I'll go through things in my head to see how they sound, to see if they make me seem cool.
And I'll hold back.
And it'll suck.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Hey guys, lets go watch an Indonesian movie!
If you ever hear someone say that,
run
away
and
dont
look
back.
Somehow I ended up getting roped in to watching a movie entirely in indonesian for 2 and a half excruciating hours.
And It was one of those movies that is like, 90% padding and 10% crap storyline.
Like, at the end of every random, unconnected idea, they would play this video of the main characters father riding a bike.
I bet in their heads it sounded really poetic, but theres only so much enjoyment you can get out of seeing a guy ride a bike.
Sorry guys, just because you add dramatic music in every scene, it doesn't make your movie any less crap.
I would almost rather have seen Marmaduke than watch that movie.
Almost.
run
away
and
dont
look
back.
Somehow I ended up getting roped in to watching a movie entirely in indonesian for 2 and a half excruciating hours.
And It was one of those movies that is like, 90% padding and 10% crap storyline.
Like, at the end of every random, unconnected idea, they would play this video of the main characters father riding a bike.
I bet in their heads it sounded really poetic, but theres only so much enjoyment you can get out of seeing a guy ride a bike.
Sorry guys, just because you add dramatic music in every scene, it doesn't make your movie any less crap.
I would almost rather have seen Marmaduke than watch that movie.
Almost.
Deal or No Deal?
I used to be so obsessed with that show.
I also used to be obsessed with Ben Lee.
Change is good.
So I'm renaming my blog again.
But I don't know what to choose out of the options I've come up with.
Pretty much, its between:
• How to get high on life and enjoy the overdose! (pun intended)
• Sniffing dogs and why its weird
• The ballad of an ex-sick cunt
• Preaching, and other stupid ideas
• Riding out the wave of life and why that’s a lame saying
• Blankets, how they change the world one bed at a time
• Theres not enough shops that sell tacos. (actual worry in our society- why so little Mexican food chains?)
• Bringing the ‘fun’ into fundamentals. (doesn’t make sense? Don’t actually know what fundamentals means? Could be an issue. I think I only know the word because it was on the cover of my theory book.)
• How avoid mental disabilities and still be pleasantly eccentric
• Descriptions of what its like to know Jesus- the man behind the miracle
What do you think, Mr Monk?
I also used to be obsessed with Ben Lee.
Change is good.
So I'm renaming my blog again.
But I don't know what to choose out of the options I've come up with.
Pretty much, its between:
• How to get high on life and enjoy the overdose! (pun intended)
• Sniffing dogs and why its weird
• The ballad of an ex-sick cunt
• Preaching, and other stupid ideas
• Riding out the wave of life and why that’s a lame saying
• Blankets, how they change the world one bed at a time
• Theres not enough shops that sell tacos. (actual worry in our society- why so little Mexican food chains?)
• Bringing the ‘fun’ into fundamentals. (doesn’t make sense? Don’t actually know what fundamentals means? Could be an issue. I think I only know the word because it was on the cover of my theory book.)
• How avoid mental disabilities and still be pleasantly eccentric
• Descriptions of what its like to know Jesus- the man behind the miracle
What do you think, Mr Monk?
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